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Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:21 pm
by Three Valves
I was going to tell my Wuhan flu joke but was afraid 70% of you wouldn’t get it....

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:52 pm
by Three Valves
You mean damn dad jokes, yes??

Oh, and, uh, I’d still hit it!!

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:39 pm
by Three Valves
Oh, see, I have a team of writers and all of my jokes are at least 97% comedy expert consensus approved before publication.

:wink:

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:19 pm
by Charlie C Chowder
This six foot of distance rule has prompted many couples to order bigger beds!

CCC

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:54 pm
by humBell
Charlie C Chowder wrote:This six foot of distance rule has prompted many couples to order bigger beds!

CCC
6 foot rule?

Wouldn't that mean many couples gotta become trios?

Um, i'll show myself out.

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:36 pm
by marking
Humor for the quarantine period is heretofore limited to "inside" jokes.

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:57 pm
by windshieldbug
Did you know you can get a Covid 19 test free and without a prescription?

Just cough in someone else’s face and use the results of their test! :shock:

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:25 am
by GC
Hm. This gives me the germ of an idea.

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:42 pm
by MikeS
I used to cough to cover my farts. Lately, I’ve taken to farting to cover my coughs.

Re: "viral" jokes !

Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 1:40 am
by bort
A little late...

But can you believe that Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday coincided with each other... And it was *ruined* by something called Corona?!