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windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:13 am

(f) none of the above

"Product Condition: Brand New Audio CD- Never Used!"; but if it really works, couldn't they sell you a used one and just tell you it's new and then you'd never know/change your mind?

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:26 pm

BRAINWAVE ENTERTAINMENT TECHNOLOGY - so powerful it will transform your reality.

Are we sure this isn't a political device?

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:08 pm

It might make more sense if they told you what the CD was supposed to teach you. For example, can I learn to play bouzouki by listening to this thing?

BopEuph · Post by **BopEuph** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:09 pm

I just can't believe people are selling ways to make musicians better that don't include practicing. So, listening to this CD not only makes you play better, but also improves your theory knowledge as well? Is there a way to let other people know this is a crock? Some poor high school or junior high student is going to buy this and wonder why he still got an "excellent" or "good" rating at solo and ensemble festival.

This is the stuff that just doesn't belong in the music world; there is no place for it.

Nick

BopEuph · Post by **BopEuph** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:12 pm

chiltern wrote:Actually it says "ENTRAINMENT" --- mispelled on purpose or by accident, hmmm I wonder.

Entrainment:

Transitive verb
Inflected forms: enÂ·trained, enÂ·trainÂ·ing, enÂ·trains 1. To pull or draw along after itself. 2. Chemistry To carry (suspended particles, for example) along in a current.

What that has to do with the CD, I'm not so sure.

Nick

BopEuph · Post by **BopEuph** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:14 pm

Ummm...yeah. Upon further researching this guy and his products, check out what I found:

http://cgi.ebay.com/SULIMINAL-BREAST-EN ... dZViewItem

Nick

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:28 pm

BopEuph wrote:Ummm...yeah. Upon further researching this guy and his products, check out what I found:

http://cgi.ebay.com/SULIMINAL-BREAST-EN ... dZViewItem

Nick

Better hope you don't get shipped the wrong--wait--wasn't there a Simpsons episode with this plot?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:47 pm

Chuck(G) wrote:It might make more sense if they told you what the CD was supposed to teach you

If they TOLD you, it wouldn't be subliminal!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:11 am

harold wrote:
BopEuph wrote:Ummm...yeah. Upon further researching this guy and his products, check out what I found:

http://cgi.ebay.com/SULIMINAL-BREAST-EN ... dZViewItem

Nick
If you buy them both, do you get a bigger horn?

Well, yeah, you could put it that way ...

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:41 am

And the strange thing about all this is that the border ads still haven't gone wonky off topic.

Well ... after I posted this, my border ads DID go off topic.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:51 am

harold wrote:
BopEuph wrote:Ummm...yeah. Upon further researching this guy and his products, check out what I found:

http://cgi.ebay.com/SULIMINAL-BREAST-EN ... dZViewItem

Nick
If you buy them both, do you get a bigger horn?

No... but you think you do!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:21 am

BopEuph wrote:Ummm...yeah. Upon further researching this guy and his products, check out what I found:

http://cgi.ebay.com/SULIMINAL-BREAST-EN ... dZViewItem

Nick

Based upon my wives' attributes at the time of our meeting, I think she got the prototype on cassette.

Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:32 am

cktuba wrote:I love the flashing "buy it now, it works" banners.

You're not supposed to notice that. It's supposed to be subliminal.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:44 am

No, that's (buymorefrostedflakes) the old Mr. Subliminal routine (buymorefrostedflakes) from Saturday Night (buymorefrostedflakes) Live. He does it it his (buymorefrostedflakes) posts, and you don't even notive it!

davet · Post by **davet** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:17 pm

I think you all missed the obvious here. This guy has been selling this method for decades. He used to call it the "think" system. I think his previous eBay seller ID was HHILL364 or somethin' like that. Only shipped via Wells Fargo. Problem was- he didn't know the territory.

sorry- I promise not to post again this year.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:45 pm

chiltern wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:No, that's (buymorefrostedflakes) the old Mr. Subliminal routine (buymorefrostedflakes) from Saturday Night (buymorefrostedflakes) Live. He does it it his (buymorefrostedflakes) posts, and you don't even notive it!
Dang, <crunch>, I'm so hungry <crunch, crunch>

Oh, man -- don't tell me you ate the CD ...

(yeah, yeah, I know -- "Whooo? ... Daaave? ... Dave's not here"

)

Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:17 am

[size=0]Buy more Frosted Flakes![/size]

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:26 am

schlepporello wrote:
bloke wrote:1st base...

Who's on 2nd?

No, Who's on 1st; What's on 2nd, I Don't Know's on 3rd.

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