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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:13 am
by windshieldbug
(f) none of the above
"Product Condition: Brand New Audio CD- Never Used!"; but if it really works, couldn't they sell you a used one and just tell you it's new and then you'd never know/change your mind?
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:26 pm
by Brassdad
BRAINWAVE ENTERTAINMENT TECHNOLOGY - so powerful it will transform your reality.
Are we sure this isn't a political device?

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:08 pm
by Chuck(G)
It might make more sense if they told you
what the CD was supposed to teach you. For example, can I learn to play bouzouki by listening to this thing?

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:09 pm
by BopEuph
I just can't believe people are selling ways to make musicians better that don't include practicing. So, listening to this CD not only makes you play better, but also improves your theory knowledge as well? Is there a way to let other people know this is a crock? Some poor high school or junior high student is going to buy this and wonder why he still got an "excellent" or "good" rating at solo and ensemble festival.
This is the stuff that just doesn't belong in the music world; there is no place for it.
Nick
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:12 pm
by BopEuph
chiltern wrote:Actually it says "ENTRAINMENT" --- mispelled on purpose or by accident, hmmm I wonder.
Entrainment:
Transitive verb
Inflected forms: en·trained, en·train·ing, en·trains 1. To pull or draw along after itself. 2. Chemistry To carry (suspended particles, for example) along in a current.
What that has to do with the CD, I'm not so sure.
Nick
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:14 pm
by BopEuph
Ummm...yeah. Upon further researching this guy and his products, check out what I found:
http://cgi.ebay.com/SULIMINAL-BREAST-EN ... dZViewItem
Nick
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:28 pm
by Chuck(G)
Better hope you don't get shipped the wrong--
wait--wasn't there a Simpsons episode with this plot?

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:47 pm
by windshieldbug
Chuck(G) wrote:It might make more sense if they told you what the CD was supposed to teach you

If they
TOLD you, it wouldn't be subliminal!

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:11 am
by Kevin Hendrick
harold wrote:
If you buy them both, do you get a bigger horn?
Well, yeah, you
could put it that way ...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:41 am
by SplatterTone
And the strange thing about all this is that the border ads still haven't gone wonky off topic.
Well ... after I posted this, my border ads DID go off topic.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:51 am
by windshieldbug
harold wrote:
If you buy them both, do you get a bigger horn?
No... but you think you do!

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:21 am
by Brassdad
Based upon my wives' attributes at the time of our meeting, I think she got the prototype on cassette.

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:32 am
by Daryl Fletcher
cktuba wrote:I love the flashing "buy it now, it works" banners.
You're not supposed to notice that. It's supposed to be subliminal.

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:44 am
by windshieldbug
No, that's (buymorefrostedflakes) the old Mr. Subliminal routine (buymorefrostedflakes) from Saturday Night (buymorefrostedflakes) Live. He does it it his (buymorefrostedflakes) posts, and you don't even notive it!
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:17 pm
by davet
I think you all missed the obvious here. This guy has been selling this method for decades. He used to call it the "think" system. I think his previous eBay seller ID was HHILL364 or somethin' like that. Only shipped via Wells Fargo. Problem was- he didn't know the territory.
sorry- I promise not to post again this year.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:45 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
chiltern wrote:windshieldbug wrote:No, that's (buymorefrostedflakes) the old Mr. Subliminal routine (buymorefrostedflakes) from Saturday Night (buymorefrostedflakes) Live. He does it it his (buymorefrostedflakes) posts, and you don't even notive it!
Dang, <crunch>, I'm so hungry <crunch, crunch>
Oh,
man -- don't tell me you
ate the CD ...
(yeah, yeah, I know -- "Whooo? ... Daaave? ... Dave's not here"

)
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:17 am
by Daryl Fletcher
[size=0]Buy more Frosted Flakes![/size]
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:26 am
by Brassdad
schlepporello wrote:bloke wrote:1st base...

Who's on 2nd?
No, Who's on 1st; What's on 2nd, I Don't Know's on 3rd.