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Does one have to be a member of the "cupreous gild" to bid on this item?

(BTW, that's a nice-looking French tuba ... sorry ... "tuba" )

The real question: Will it bring me good fortune and happiness and luck and wealth? Is it eximious and wonderful? Will they accept Bank Wire transfer, Western Union money transfer, or Cash(by airmail)? Will my sousa bell fit that collar?