TubeNet

Call it the "iPhone iPod."

bloke wrote:I'm considering buying some Chinese tubas and stenciling them - like all of these other schmucks.

Of course, I would need to make up a name...

What is the one word - or pair of words - that is the MOST searched on eBay?

Your gonna have XXX engraved on them?

J. (Joe) S. (Sellmansberger) BACH Tubas?

Regards-
mark

The most searched would be something pornographic, I'd bet.

"Hard Core" maybe?

but, how about something else, more along the Bock line....which I do like, but might be a problem.

How about BAT? JS BAT

JS Bloke

Bloke CAT (C standing for cheap)

or...Cheap Chinese Tuba...truth in advertising

or, just call 'em Joe's Tubas

or, just Joe

I assume you'll add the essential 5 left hand pistons to every instrument??

bloke wrote:What is the one word - or pair of words - that is the MOST searched on eBay?

You really want to know your tubas "Locks of Steve Martin's hair"?

can't read the magic name, bloke. Comes out as gookeldygob.

Spaten means spade, so wouldn’t be far out.

What about ‘blokebuster’

K

"Teacher Approved" or perhaps "Teechur Apruved" or . . . Obamaphone

In style of another Memphibian:

We Will Never Meet Again

bloke wrote:All of your suggestions are lame-o.

It came to me in a dream....(harp arpeggio....)

重击蠢驴大的黄铜角重复

If this is Chinese, Google translated it.....

"Blow donkey big brass angle repeat"

I don't think you'll sell in China, I could be wrong though!

How about "everyone should wear fancy hats/sun hats, gloves (if female), "gender appropriate" dress/suit,... like white people of older times?"

Heatherton.

In honor of the great Joey Heatherton. (search Amazon for a good album/CD cover ... time to bring back the naked lady).

Rocket.
Google Rocket Reeds. My brother makes them.

Hunt.
Nice concise name.
Thinking of Captain Dylan Hunt. "It's never easy."

Firefly.
The fine SciFi series that fell through the cracks.

Microsoft.
It will probably get you some free press.
Might cost you some in the end.

Fat Bastard.
So the wine company has trademarked it, but that's for wine, and maybe they won't mind.

Tarzan tubas.
What cool name for a tuba.

Will’ston

Old Yeller: The Sound of the Old South

kinda like the sound of that--what ya think??

Something with a jazz hint to it.
Bayou
Delta
Blackbottom Pie

bloke wrote:I suppose the euphonium could be called "Mausfurz".

Ich hätte mir etwas mehr Marzipanartiges vorgestellt.