this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:27 am
The lady is also for sale....
http://www.ebay.de/itm/sitzende-Schaufe ... 1c1e688d41" target="_blank
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Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:41 am
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:13 am
Just for the record, I just looked to see if he had any other tubas for sale and there she was! . (Andere Artikel dieses Verkäufersanzeigen)
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:23 am
Could have been worse... perhaps it could have been one of those 'blow-up' dolls that are seen passed through the crowd at football games!
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:48 am
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't use the term 'blow-up' when the TSA or DHS could be reading!TubaTinker wrote:could have been one of those 'blow-up' dolls
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:57 am
Well, you never know....LJV wrote:Ya gotta wonder about a person (and their tuba!) that has a mannequin dressed like that handy...
A couple of college friends had a mannequin they dressed up in nice clothes and took to a fancy restaurant. One of them was pretty good at the ventriloquist illusion and could make her 'talk' short sentences. They put a small hole in her neck so they could 'feed' her. The stunt was part of a project for a 100-level psych. class but they did it a couple of times more for laughs. Her name was 'Irma' and became famous on campus. She ended her college career sitting in the window of the office in the psychology dept. for about a quarter.
ObTuba: She didn't play the tuba though...
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:40 pm
She's a doll 
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:37 am
Might be a good idea to soak that mouthpiece in a little Clorox solution before use...
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:29 am
Why isn't she wearing her TubeNet thong?
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:39 am
Now THAT is the question!tofu wrote:Why isn't she wearing her TubeNet thong?
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:13 am
You also have to admire the honesty of his prose (Google translation):
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B - Tuba
Sell used large B-Tuba (Chinese brand) - but fear not-good, clean speech. Somewhat stronger in the sheet and thus a bit heavier. With signs of wear. Small dents and so ..... not glossy. see photos.
Rebuilt. The scenario: No loss of air and all valves and trains running light and fluffy.
Also available with easy-defective Tubahülle
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(I wish my valve trains were fluffy)
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B - Tuba
Sell used large B-Tuba (Chinese brand) - but fear not-good, clean speech. Somewhat stronger in the sheet and thus a bit heavier. With signs of wear. Small dents and so ..... not glossy. see photos.
Rebuilt. The scenario: No loss of air and all valves and trains running light and fluffy.
Also available with easy-defective Tubahülle
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(I wish my valve trains were fluffy)
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:43 pm
Sounds like an ad on a tuba player personals site: "Somewhat stronger in the sheet and thus a bit heavier..."
Re: this is how all tubas should be advertised
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:36 pm
Does she give lessons?