Yo' momma's so fat...

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Post by XtremeEuph »

Brassdad, tis' really getting to me. you mention how you might get too many posts WELL PUT THEM ALL IN ONE!!!....unless you really ARE coming up with these randomly one after another.
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Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1503's.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Yo momma's so fat that NASA wants to use her to plug the ozone hole.

Yo momma's so fat that while trying to get out of bed one morning, she rocked herself back to sleep.
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Yo mama's so fat, she took a swim in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.


Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

Your momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Your momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light.

Your momma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.

Your momma's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed tv shows.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips.
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Your momma's so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Your momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

Your momma's so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio

Your momma's so fat when she turns around its her birthday again

Your momma's so fat the police arrested her for having 200 pounds of crack.

Your momma's so fat when she heard her team won the superbowl, get got a spoon.

Your momma's so fat she could sell shade.

Your momma's so fat when she goes to a restaraunt she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your momma's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
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Brassdad wrote:Your momma's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
:lol:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Post by Albertibass »

heh...
your mom is so stupid, that when she filled out a job application and got to the question of sex, she said not lately. :D
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Yo mama's like a bowling ball, no matter what she does, she always ends up in the gutter.


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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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