Five Valves?

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:43 am

Damn... I barely know what to do with four!

CJ Krause · Post by **CJ Krause** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:26 am

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:35 am

bloke wrote:That's why you picked that thing in the 1st place instead of a woodwind instrument. Bass drum has even fewer valves, though.

I think the tuba picked me. I was the last kid to the bandroom and all the cool stuff was aready spoken for. .... it's the best that could have happened. I play a little sax, too... but sold my bassoon 'cause I don't have enough thumbs.

jlbreyer · Post by **jlbreyer** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:38 pm

All right. I think it's time for the old question:

What do you do if the oboe catches on fire?

Hint: this thread is about bassoons (sort of).

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:57 pm

[quote="jlbreyer"] What do you do if the oboe catches on fire?

Well.... my first inclination would be to throw on the bassoons!

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:24 pm

Well.... my first inclination would be to throw on the bassoons!

That'd be my guess. A burning oboe would serve as great kindling for a few of them farting bedposts.