"The" Elephant

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:50 am

Thought that was bad ay?

What's yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence.

Sorry, Mr. The Elephant, but I just love elephant jokes.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:20 pm

I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol,
My hours are long, and my pay is low
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol

Junior Brown, 1993

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:31 pm

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: False, one of his legs is both alike.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:36 pm

Chuck(G) wrote:http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/

The scary thing about that little website was that one of the pop up ads was for "Luciano Pavarotti scents"

EEEEW!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:35 pm

ken k wrote:The scary thing about that little website was that one of the pop up ads was for "Luciano Pavarotti scents"

"Anyone who's ever worked with me knows that there's a reason I always keep my left arm down, and a handkerchief at the ready... "

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:58 am

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: 'Cause web feet don't go no fast.

Q. What's the difference between a bowl of soup?
A. 'Cause ice cream ain't got no bones.

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