Evidence: trumpet players are jackasses!! :)

[windshieldbug]

How about some trumpet player jokes

The joke is that he didn't sterilize that mouthpiece before playing it again,

and yes, the jackass IS better than you!

[iiipopes]

An accountant, an engineer and a trumpet player got to talking about how pets resemble their owners. To test it out, they each got their dog and put a pile of bones in front of them. The accountant's dog started by pawing the bones into a row one by one and sniffing each of them. The engineer's dog did just the opposite, pawing them into a pile and walking around it. The trumpet player's dog then ate the bones, screwed the two other dogs and left.

[Randy Beschorner]

The joke is that he didn't sterilize that mouthpiece before playing it again,

and yes, the jackass IS better than you!

Good News!!! The donkey lived!!!!

Bad News, so did the jackass.

[Brucom]

Q: What does a trumpet player use for birth control?
A: His personality.

[windshieldbug]

A tuba player accidentally locked his keys in the car, so he had to get a locksmith to get the trumpet player out.

[iiipopes]

[tubatooter1940]

How many trumpet players does it take to put a new roof on your house?
About nine if you slice them thin enough.

Do I like trumpet players?
Yes, fried.

[tubaguy9]

Here's a few more:

What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?

Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.

What is a gentleman?

Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.

How many trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.

What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?

Government bonds eventually mature and earn money

How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

The doorbell shrieks!

Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?

He's too sensitive.

What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"

"But Johnny, you can't do both."

What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?

Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the trumpet players.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?

Gifted.

What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

[tubaguy9]

Did I take all the jokes?