things you can only say at thanksgiving

[ken k]

Hi fellow tubenetters,

Hope all you amuricans had a great thanksgiving holiday. (and I hope the rest of you had a nice Nov. 23rd as well)

I received this email earlier and thought it was very funny, if perhaps a bit off color, but what's humor without a good double intendre'?

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

[iiipopes]

Some more:

I really like sloppy seconds.

The buns are in the oven.

Who are all those seedy characters?

How many oysters will work for you?

Man, I love it when I can eat a muffin and a piece of cream pie at the same time!

Man, that turkey was so fried!

Gimme a big squirt.

Everyone ready for me to pop my cork?

Can I watch?

Just stuff your fist in it.

Was it good for you, too?

[MartyNeilan]

Can I stuff your turkey?

[windshieldbug]

(here- hold my beer) Hey everybody, watch this!

[Brassdad]

That's some breast Grandma!

[windshieldbug]

Who WANTS a drumstick?

[tubatooter1940]

How about: Can I hold your bird?