Hey Sean...Put away that mountain bike and try this:

Carroll · Post by **Carroll** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:03 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote: I hate to see laws passed that try to stop idiots from self-destructing. These types breed like RATS.

But the problem for the rest of society is that when they do not quite kill themselves, they are in tax funded health care for the rest of their lives... and I have to pay for that!

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:15 pm

Isn't this phenomenon what some refer to as 'natural selection'?. Word is around here is that a Kentuckians' final words are something like "hey, y'all... watch this!".

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:40 am

TubaTinker wrote:Word is around here is that a Kentuckians' final words are something like "hey, y'all... watch this!".

Naw, it's more like "Here, hold my beer. Hey y'all, watch this!"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:14 pm

knuxie wrote:Does this mean if there was a country song about 'Ghost Riding the Truck', we'd see Wayne running beside his rig?

What makes you think he doesn't already!?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:18 pm

Plus, with all those gears, you need Wayne's long arms to reach inside from the ground...

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:15 pm

schlepporello wrote:It actually reminds me of the same type of logic as applied to Parachuting.
Why in the world would any "sane" individual jump out of a perfectly good airplane with a bedsheet tied to their back?

In my case, it was to impress a girl.

Rick "who bets this doesn't even rate a 2 on the stupid-things-done-to-impress-the-opposite-sex-o-meter" Denney

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:26 pm

knuxie wrote:Does this mean if there was a country song about 'Ghost Riding the Truck', we'd see Wayne running beside his rig?

Ken F.

What about ghost riding an airplane? Now, that takes skill. And that bedsheet.

The song is already there, Ghost Riders in the Sky.

Rick "Lyrics: Stan Jones, 1948" Denney

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:00 pm

whatever happened to just doing a chinese fire drill.....

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:36 pm

ken k wrote:whatever happened to just doing a chinese fire drill...

The futility, without the impending disaster