Fun Science Site on How to Destroy the Earth!
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SplatterTone
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No mention of Vogons or the the intergalactic super-highway. Although there was something about taunting an advanced alien culture. Still, the Vogons should have gotten honorable mention.
Good signature lines: http://tinyurl.com/a47spm
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windshieldbug
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1. Total existence failure
You will need: nothing
Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all two hundred thousand million million million million billion trillion atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist. Note: the odds against this actually ever occuring are considerably greater than a googolplex (1010100) to one. Failing this, some kind of arcane (read: scientifically laughable) probability-manipulation device may be employed.
Current feasibility rating: 0/10. Even if you look at the significantly greater probability of the Earth randomly rearranging itself into separate two planets, this is utter, utter rubbish.
Source: Life, The Universe And Everything, by Douglas Adams.
> Hey, people play the lottery every day with about similar odds!
You will need: nothing
Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all two hundred thousand million million million million billion trillion atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist. Note: the odds against this actually ever occuring are considerably greater than a googolplex (1010100) to one. Failing this, some kind of arcane (read: scientifically laughable) probability-manipulation device may be employed.
Current feasibility rating: 0/10. Even if you look at the significantly greater probability of the Earth randomly rearranging itself into separate two planets, this is utter, utter rubbish.
Source: Life, The Universe And Everything, by Douglas Adams.
> Hey, people play the lottery every day with about similar odds!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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LoyalTubist
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Thomas Maurice Booth
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windshieldbug
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tubatooter1940
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