Is the elephant too mean to you?

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:12 pm

A friend of mine on another list just posted, "If you want to soar like the hawk you also have to eat the mouse."

But she said nothing about hot peppers.

MA

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:36 pm

If you want to soar like the falcon, make sure you take that silly-looking hood-thing off, or you're going to crash into a lot of immovable objects!

chipster55 · Post by **chipster55** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:15 pm

Is the elephant too mean for me?? - NAAAH. I'm too ornery, sarcastic, and too much of a redneck to let an elephant get to me. Besides, I haven't pissed any elephants off lately--but give me time....

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:13 pm

chipster55 wrote:Is the elephant too mean for me?? - NAAAH. I'm too ornery, sarcastic, and too much of a redneck to let an elephant get to me. Besides, I haven't pissed any elephants off lately--but give me time....

You have to be careful about pissing off elephants...

"Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Kenya, 1947. If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you'd better be prepared to finish the job."

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:15 pm

If you wanna soar like the elephant, you're gunna spend a lot of time pullin' up nails...

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:47 pm

The Elephant once hit me! I cried a little. All I did was knock on his door at 3AM asking if he had any beer since I drank all of mine. I mean, is that a reason to be mad? Isn't everyone up at 3AM?

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:03 pm

I don't like to share my beer.

Yep, that's pretty much the truth. And boy does he get ugly when you mess with it. Been there, done that. Oddly enough, he always shared it with Marine females. I wonder why?

Chuck"Jimmy Units"Jackson

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:02 am

(BTW â€“ You taking about Heidi, Amy or Dawn? And I did date a squid girl or two, not just WMs.)

Don't be coy, old boy. We know who had your, um, heart........Larry Ferdinand, Adam Heffilfinger, and I will never enter a room again without knocking, that's for sure. Man did we laugh about that!!!

Chuck"maybe the old days are best left alone"Jackson

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:11 pm

He is so mean that he has single-handedly kept all the psychiatrists in the US in business.

Just think of how many people who persistently misspell the name of the Sidney Hellenburg. Those people alone could keep a small practice in the money for years.

Sou

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:25 pm

Captain Sousie wrote:Just think of how many people who persistently misspell the name of the Sidney Hellenburg.

Sidney's just where they're made!