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How do you make a Nazi cross?

Tread on his corns!

Ach! Das ist not funny!!
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I am not a racialist, but, und this is a big but, we in the National Bocialist Party believe das Ãœberleben muss gestammen sein mit der schneaky Armstrong-Jones. Historische Taunton ist Volkermeinig von Meinhead.
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MartyNeilan wrote:I am not a racialist, but, und this is a big but, we in the National Bocialist Party believe das Ãœberleben muss gestammen sein mit der schneaky Armstrong-Jones. Historische Taunton ist Volkermeinig von Meinhead.
"I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!"
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Brassdad wrote:Hitler: My dog has no nose.

Crowd: How does it smell?

Hitler: Terrible!
Mein hund hat keine nase....

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TMurphy wrote:....but you try and tell that to young people today, and they won't believe you!!
We used to live in a shoe box in the middle of the road...

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the elephant wrote:This one is a bit more obscure.
Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
good thing it is in German otherwise we would all be dead.....

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ken k wrote:good thing it is in German otherwise we would all be dead...
We COULD all translate just one word... :wink:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen.
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And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose
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Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.
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