Well, I'm probably not the only one who will base all future car purchases on the Acronyms I can make with the car manufacturers.
What not to buy:
Mini- My insides need increasing.
GMC- Gives mouth cancer.
Pontiac- Pick our nose 'till it's actually cured.
Lotus- Like our turd upon sight?
Ford- Faces outer rust danger
Honda- Has old nails dangling above.
Jeep- Jeeps end every party.
Saab- Safe as a box.
Scion- Stupidest car I own now.
Hummer- Has unclean machines make extra radon.
Kia-
Knives Inside Airbags
What to buy:
Nissan- Nobility is safety. Safety; a Nissan.
Chevy- Candy hose enlarged! Very yummy!
Dodge- Drives on dangerous gorges easily.
Saturn- Stores any tuba under roof nicely.
Lincoln- Lowers injury numbers. Cleans our leaky nose.
Acura- Are cars usually reading aloud?
BMW- Beats moving walkways!