Stupid Criminal of the Week

[Tundratubast]

Okay, I did this once before and will try to be more sensitive to folks of the state involved in the implication. Here Goes. Last week, it was reported by MSN, that an individual in Alaska, Sarah's fine state, committed a robbery of a bank. Okay it happens, this jewel of the criminal mind set, goes into his own bank, asks for the balance on his personal account, the cashier asks for an ID, he complies and gives her his ID. THEN, he makes his move and hands her a note indicating he has a gun and this is hold up and demands money. For all of his efforts, he gets away with $600 dollars. And guess what happened, the authorities picked him the following Monday. Excellent police work, with the assistance of a very sharp criminal. Now please, I don't care where you're from, That's funny.

[BVD Press]

Here is hoping after he got caught he did not do this:

Montville - A 33-year-old Norwich man being held at the state police barracks in Montville for drunken driving smeared his feces both on himself and in and around his holding cell early Saturday, according to the incident report.

He was charged with third-degree criminal mischief for the temporary damage he caused the barracks' holding cell number 3, according to the report.

He spent about three hours decorating the interior of his cell, the report stated, before he was moved to Corrigan-Radgowski Correctional Center and the cell was cleaned.

He was originally charged with driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, evading responsibility and improper passing.