The Building Thief...

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Gotta be more subtle Doc....in TX you can not intentionally set up booby traps--UNLESS you have, say, a rodent problem you were trying to get rid of--then just about anything goes!

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Well, problem solved tonight.

I'll give the full rundown/details when given the chance.

Elephant gave me some very insightful information that led to catching the crook in the act.
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*Remove the peephole and put in a small camera .... record every second of everyday until you catch the bastard.
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I took an old shipping box we left in the apartment from when I had a breathing bag and some other stuff shipped to the apartment. I took an old bottle of Jack Daniels, took all the food coloring in a container and mixed it until it got a classic brown color and filled the container with water. I topped it off with a $7.99 bottle of Ipecac. The bottle had retained the classic jack smell and Ipecac has an alcoholic smell as well, quite the disguise.

I left the box downstairs. The perp stole my box, opened it and invited his roommates to a celebratory drink. Fearful that they had ingested something horrible, they ran to my room to find out what was in the bottle. (I guess when the fear of life or death takes over you ignore all consequences)

Now comes the interesting part of the story. The perp is RELATED to a tuba player at a major midwestern university. By related, I mean they are literally brothers. Not only that, but this brother posts on Tubenet. Small world, indeed.

Spoke with the St. Paul Police and they got a confession, some of my stuff back, and found remnants of boxes/mail/etc in his apartment that was mine.
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djwesp wrote:I took an old shipping box we left in the apartment from when I had a breathing bag and some other stuff shipped to the apartment. I took an old bottle of Jack Daniels, took all the food coloring in a container and mixed it until it got a classic brown color and filled the container with water. I topped it off with a $7.99 bottle of Ipecac. The bottle had retained the classic jack smell and Ipecac has an alcoholic smell as well, quite the disguise.

I left the box downstairs. The perp stole my box, opened it and invited his roommates to a celebratory drink. Fearful that they had ingested something horrible, they ran to my room to find out what was in the bottle. (I guess when the fear of life or death takes over you ignore all consequences)

Now comes the interesting part of the story. The perp is RELATED to a tuba player at a major midwestern university. By related, I mean they are literally brothers. Not only that, but this brother posts on Tubenet. Small world, indeed.

Spoke with the St. Paul Police and they got a confession, some of my stuff back, and found remnants of boxes/mail/etc in his apartment that was mine.
VERY impressive. My hat is off to The Elephant and to you, for having the moxie to pull it off. You should bottle this as "Audition Juice", with a big "AJ" on the front of the bottle ;)
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djwesp wrote:
Now comes the interesting part of the story. The perp is RELATED to a tuba player at a major midwestern university. By related, I mean they are literally brothers. Not only that, but this brother posts on Tubenet. Small world, indeed.
Even the Tuba Brotherhood is not a perfect utopian organization/society. Sorry to hear the Tuba Brotherhood has some weak links in the chain. But I do hope the brother is a stand up sort of guy and will still be civil and courteous to you.
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That was beautiful, djwesp. Thank you for sharing. :mrgreen: :tuba:
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Oh man, YUCK! :)

Things I've learned from this:

1) Don't mess with Wes.
2) Don't mess with the elephant.
3) Induced vomiting as a form of payback.

This story made my day. ;)
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KiltieTuba wrote: Was this like pranking or serious stealing?
Serious.
Rev Rob wrote: Even the Tuba Brotherhood is not a perfect utopian organization/society. Sorry to hear the Tuba Brotherhood has some weak links in the chain. But I do hope the brother is a stand up sort of guy and will still be civil and courteous to you.
I meant more along the lines that you shouldn't judge people based upon their relatives. His brother is a great guy. A guy that I've never heard a bad word spoken of, an honest, hard working college kid.
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LJV wrote:"djwesp" is the man! :lol:

Nah, all the credit goes to Elephant. He's a devious man.
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That. is. awesome.

Being a tuba player at a major midwestern university, I'd just like to announce that I am an only child.
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Just outstanding. I would LOVE to have been the cop that got assigned that call!!
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This could be a mini series episode. A hillbilly from Arkansas and a yayhoo from Mississippi outwit smartass rich yankee kollige kids. I'd watch it!
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