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Mid-Week Bad Humor
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windshieldbug
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Re: Mid-Week Bad Humor
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Brassdad
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Re: Mid-Week Bad Humor
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
New Breed, Old Breed! It doesn't matter so long as it's the Marine Breed!
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windmill
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Re: Mid-Week Bad Humor
A little old lady was walking down the street
dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags ripped, and every once in a while a
$20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this,
a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am,
there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better
go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.
"How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard
is right next to the football stadium parking lot.
On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence
into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence
with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his
business through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'"
"Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know, not everybody pays."
dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags ripped, and every once in a while a
$20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this,
a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am,
there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better
go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.
"How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard
is right next to the football stadium parking lot.
On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence
into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence
with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his
business through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'"
"Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know, not everybody pays."
Mirafone 188 2003