Tuba Jokes

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:16 pm

Too true, just look at your signature

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:38 pm

Moe: "A tuba player and a conductor were on their way to a gig. Suddenly a car jumped on to the sidewalk, plowed down twenty pedestrians, killing them, including the conductor and the tuba player, plowed through a plate glass window, and killed forty more people who were eating lunch at a cafe."

Curly: "That's outrageous, and I don't even think for a minute it could be true! You say the tuba player was on his way to a gig?!"

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:45 pm

Benjamin wrote:Hey, my band director plays Trumbone, can you give me any Trumbone jokes to burn him on? Thanks,
Benjamin.

When you are at a playground with a bunch of little kids, how do you know which one is the son of a trombone player?

He is the won't who can't swing and is afraid of the slide......

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:24 am

iibagod wrote:Ah, zen tuba:

What is the sound of one lip flapping?

Why, Pedal Bb, of course?

chevy68chv · Post by **chevy68chv** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:48 am

harold wrote:What do the tuba solo and premature ejaculation have in common?

A. You know it is going to happen and you are powerless to do anything about it.

ouch

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:31 pm

Definition of a gentleman:
A man who knows how to play accordion,but doesn't.