NO! you're NOT buying a $10K Tuba!!

[bort]

Oh well, golf it is!

[opus37]

My wife, a very understanding flute player, saw this cartoon and fell off her chair laughing. For her birthday I bought her a a piccolo and packaged it in a box labeled tuba.

[MaryAnn]

Well, that guy should be married to me. I don't own a couch or a recliner chair, have bare concrete in my house, sleep on a cot, don't have a dresser or any other furniture, just shelves with bins on them, a several years old 22" TV, no cable service, and I just bought a Norwegian Star. Take that.

[Ace]

Well, that guy should be married to me. I don't own a couch or a recliner chair, have bare concrete in my house, sleep on a cot, don't have a dresser or any other furniture, just shelves with bins on them, a several years old 22" TV, no cable service, and I just bought a Norwegian Star. Take that.

Mary Ann, you are the woman of my dreams. Congratulations on your passion for instruments. You have a perfect understanding of how instruments can dominate our thoughts, our very lives. Back in the 1990's, I had three trombones, nine trumpets in various keys, two French horns, three tubas, two violins, one viola, and a piano. Now, at age 80 and out of steam, I have sold most of these, but go to lots of concerts to live vicariously watching other musicians play their instruments.

Best, Ace

[tbonesullivan]

10K? 40k? Wouldn't a Cut down York be a lot less than that? Of course, I think 25K is where "pro" violins start at.

For that much I can get 2-3 custom level trombones.

[Three Valves]

- Hook up with a lonely/attractive/single/c. 45-year-old/wealthy lady.
- Move in with her, keep the house up really nice, and do a good job of taking care of her needs.
- Tell her you need a YCB-826S in order to be fulfilled.
- With your phone's video ~ON~ and sitting across the room, ask her, "Is this REALLY mine...!?!?" and record her saying, "yes".
- Hit the door.

[sousaphone68]

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