New Bohemia Brewing Co.

[TacoTacoTaco]

So once again I'm at my favorite venue playing with my German Band.
Just like last year we can do no wrong and I'm having a ball when in
walks the fashion model. Once she sat down I couldn't see her body,
but I had seen her coming in and she was definitely "the babe of the bar" and
SHE WAS LOOK ING AT ME... . She was actually staring !
A slow smile grew on her face until it was ear to ear AND
as if that weren't enough, She start to lick her lips and swallow hard - Her mouth was watering !!!
Good thing I don't have to look at the music for this stuff. I couldn't take my eyes off her.

Now, I know I could have a grand daughter that age, but
I don't and well, I'm not dead yet !
But before My impending heart attach,
I realized one thing:
The thing that was blocking my view was a..........menu board.

[Heavy_Metal]

So once again I'm at my favorite venue playing with my German Band.
Just like last year we can do no wrong and I'm having a ball when in
walks the fashion model. Once she sat down I couldn't see her body,
but I had seen her coming in and she was definitely "the babe of the bar" and
SHE WAS LOOK ING AT ME... . She was actually staring !
A slow smile grew on her face until it was ear to ear AND
as if that weren't enough, She start to lick her lips and swallow hard - Her mouth was watering !!!
Good thing I don't have to look at the music for this stuff. I couldn't take my eyes off her.

Now, I know I could have a grand daughter that age, but
I don't and well, I'm not dead yet !
But before My impending heart attach,
I realized one thing:
The thing that was blocking my view was a..........menu board.

And then you woke up, right?

[Three Valves]

The St Pauli Girl flirts with me...