So, you think your XMAS decorations are elaborate??

Dean · Post by **Dean** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:58 am

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1022/

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:44 am

I'm sure I saw York #3 in the upstairs window!

Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:37 am

cktuba wrote:Shhhhhhhhhh... I've got 4 of those in my basement along with matching diamond encrusted mutes.

How do you keep them from scratching the inside of your bell?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:43 am

Daryl Fletcher wrote:How do you keep them from scratching the inside of your bell?

Deck the walls with boughs of holly!

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:56 pm

Ok, here we go again......York #3 is currently being played by Jimmy Hoffa in the Atlantis Symphony Orchestra, which is no where near Giants Stadium or Paramus as I have hinted at before. With the advent of the 25th Tropical Storm of the season, I think Jimmy and the boys will be moving out of the Triangle and holing up somewhere in the Pacific. As for the Diamond Encrusted Mutes, I was just talking to the Dalai Lama after a spirited game of Bid Whist and HE HAS NO IDEA WHERE THEY ARE SO STOP BUGGING HIM ABOUT THEM BEFORE HE CURSES YOUR TURKEY FRYERS AND BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN. Happy Turkey Day.

Chuck"hoping to put an end to the York #3 myth once and forever" Jackson

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:15 pm

Yeah, Ol Lolly Dalai was talking about this one. Jupiter had him in to channel the spirit of Jacob's, but it didn't work. Seems Mr. Jacob's was so excited about Chicago finally winning a Baseball title that he invited Harry Carey with him, and when Harry found out it was the White Sox he screamed a rather blue word just when Mr. Jacob's was going to finally tell them the secret behind the horn. The technicians missed the secret, the Dalai lost the signal, and hence the horn will not quite be up to par. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the Yorpiter will, most assuredly, suck.

Chuck" I'll say Hello Dalai for you Joe the next time we get together for Bid Whist" Jackson