Disclaimer

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:13 pm

The following address is phony and nothing sent to this address will actually get to the person known as the LoyalTubist.

The street address is a real street address in Wichita, Kansas, belonging to a store that specializes in shipping supplies and rents mailboxes to people.

The box number, however is phony. Parcels and letters sent to this address will get there and remain there. I feel sorry for the manager and the employees of the said store. Maybe they might get lucky and get some nice things.

The LoyalTubist has not set foot in the state of Kansas since 1975.

LoyalTubist refers to a specific person. Anyone who is not the original LoyalTubist is guilty of fraud and not a nice person. There is only one LoyalTubist and if you want to know who he is, point your browser to Google
http://www.google.com/
and type in loyaltubist. Don't embarrass yourself and say you are someone you are not.

Many a high school student has tried to say he was the LoyalTubist in the past and had to spend many a Saturday in Saturday school.

Thank you for your support.

LoyalTubist
PMB 99224
11333 E Kellogg Dr
Wichita, KS 67207

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:59 pm

Why the tiny font?

JB · Post by JB » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:05 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:Why the tiny font?

Makes it harder to read that the Kansas street address, although real, is not his true address, and he has not been in that state since '75.

JB · Post by JB » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:07 pm

bloke wrote:Why not?

True.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:21 pm

JB wrote:
bloke wrote:Why not?

True.

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JB · Post by JB » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:20 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
JB wrote:
bloke wrote:Why not?

True.
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On that one you've got me stumped.

JB · Post by JB » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:26 pm

bloke wrote:.-.-.- -.-- .- ... / -.-- . .... - / --- ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.. ..- ..-. .-. . -.. -. --- .-- / ... .. / . ...- --- .-.. / -. .. / --. -. .. .-.. .-.. .- ..-. / - .- .... - / -.-- .- ... / -.-- . .... -

Got me on that one too. That's one 'language' I can't read.
Can you (or anyone) help me out?

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:36 pm

UF_pedal_tones wrote:I am LoyalTubist. Bow Down

You couldn't be the LoyalTubist. The LoyalTubist is from Southern California.

Besides that, the LoyalTubist has never asked anyone to stoop down so low.

And the LoyalTubist always uses the article the before the name. At least, you spelled it correctly. Most high school kids who want to be me put a space in between the two words. Or they don't capitalize L and T.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:28 am

JB wrote:On that one you've got me stumped.

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windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:53 am

bloke wrote:http://www.buffalosjokes.com/stumped.jpg

Now that sends a shiver up your spine

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:56 am

bloke wrote:http://www.buffalosjokes.com/stumped.jpg

WARNING...WARNING...
not for the faint at heart

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:42 pm

bloke wrote:http://www.buffalosjokes.com/stumped.jpg

http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/w ... ode=nuttin

Next to THAT PICTURE my favorite cartoons are pretty lame.