Finish the Limericks

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:40 am

With a contrabass tuba...

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:42 am

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
big_blue_tubist wrote:
pulseczar wrote:When you got near her she was a bit hoi (smelly)
She played the viola...
'Cause nobody tolla

That she could, instead, have played koi ...

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:14 am

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
big_blue_tubist wrote: She played the viola...
'Cause nobody tolla
That she could, instead, have played koi ...

Nah, Mike Mason has the punch line for this one. but let's tighten the meter again:

There once was a girl from Hanoi
Who nearby smelled a bit hoi
She played the viola
'Cause nobody tolla
But boy, oh boy, could she blow ya!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:34 am

bloke wrote:A tedious thread here on TubeNet

Made Sean, our Master, all upset

big_blue_tubist · Post by **big_blue_tubist** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:14 am

lilpopes wrote:
bloke wrote:A tedious thread here on TubeNet
Made Sean, our Master, all upset

He really turned red

dwaskew · Post by **dwaskew** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:52 am

A tedious thread here on TubeNet

Made Sean, our Master, all upset

He really turned red,

Rolled over in bed

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:41 pm

dwaskew wrote:A tedious thread here on TubeNet
Made Sean, our Master, all upset
He really turned red,
Rolled over in bed

bloke wrote:...and said,
"These guys need to start their OWN BoobNet".

big_blue_tubist · Post by **big_blue_tubist** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:51 pm

There once was a York #3...

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:01 am

For years its been hiding...

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:37 am

MikeMason wrote:For years its been hiding...

No Valkyries riding,

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:47 am

big_blue_tubist wrote:There once was a York #3...

bloke wrote:Just the thought would make many pee.

MikeMason wrote:For years its been hiding...

Dean E wrote:No Valkyries riding,

Haunting those who love BAT's.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:43 pm

There once was a limerick thread...

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:33 am

Greg wrote:
duckskiff wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:There once was a limerick thread...
Which suddenly seemed quite dead
But was revived one Friday night

Boldly in Big Brother's plain sight,

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:17 am

The baby wasn't quite put to bed.

djwesp · Post by **djwesp** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:32 am

the elephant wrote:There once was a pregnant radish...

Who dressed very "fad"ish.

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:33 am

Who's Rabbi was praying the Kaddish...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:56 am

Doc wrote:There once was a pregnant radish...

Who's Rabbi was praying the Kaddish...

To the radish he said...

"I know you're not dead... "

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:09 am

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:46 pm

bloke wrote:A booger is stuck on my "P" key

for 1-2 I sometimes use 3

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:01 pm

It cries"Sir,please pull slides or lip me!".

TubeNet

Finish the Limericks

Oh, very well ... ;-)

Re: Oh, very well ... ;-)