Finish the Limericks
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eupher61
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Re: Finish the Limericks
or non-rhyming lim'ricks
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
They'd rather post food picsthe current limerick wrote:It's no wonder that tuberists drink beer
rather than simply argue about their gear
or non-rhyming lim'ricks
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iiipopes
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Re: Finish the Limericks
And see who else is logged on hereTodd S. Malicoate wrote:They'd rather post food picsthe current limerick wrote:It's no wonder that tuberists drink beer
rather than simply argue about their gear
or non-rhyming lim'ricks
Jupiter JTU1110 Giddings Taku (2nd Generation)
"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
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eupher61
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Re: Finish the Limericks
A man sought to marry his euph
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
but discovered his priest was aloofeupher61 wrote:A man sought to marry his euph
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Mojo workin'
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Re: Finish the Limericks
for, the charges were cleared...
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dwaskew
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Re: Finish the Limericks
A man sought to marry his euph
but discovered his priest was aloof
for, the charges were cleared...
which we all thought was wierd
but discovered his priest was aloof
for, the charges were cleared...
which we all thought was wierd
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Mojo workin'
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Re: Finish the Limericks
If your piston gets stuck in Detroit
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eupher61
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Re: Finish the Limericks
or your Purple Knight faints in BeloitIf your piston gets stuck in Detroit
(sorry...Google to the rescue...sort of)
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Should your rotor stick in Otereupher61 wrote:or your Purple Knight faints in BeloitIf your piston gets stuck in Detroit
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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tubatooter1940
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Re: Finish the Limericks
You'd be like a sunken boater.windshieldbug wrote:Should your rotor stick in Otereupher61 wrote:or your Purple Knight faints in BeloitIf your piston gets stuck in Detroit
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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OldsRecording
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Then you sure could use Tubenet's sup-poit!If your piston gets stuck in Detroit
Or your Purple Knight faints in Beloit
Should your rotor stick in Oter
You'd be like a sunken boater,
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
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tubatooter1940
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
nor do we think that it's funnytubatooter1940 wrote:We don't play tuba for money,
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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iiipopes
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Re: Finish the Limericks
But pour us a beerwindshieldbug wrote:nor do we think that it's funnytubatooter1940 wrote:We don't play tuba for money,
And give us a cheer
Jupiter JTU1110 Giddings Taku (2nd Generation)
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"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
and rhyme your own limericks, sonny
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eupher61
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Re: Finish the Limericks
The latest in formal attire
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
is a must for a symphony hireeupher61 wrote:The latest in formal attire
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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iiipopes
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Needs attire much bolderGreg wrote:But a sousy on the shoulderwindshieldbug wrote:is a must for a symphony hireeupher61 wrote:The latest in formal attire
Jupiter JTU1110 Giddings Taku (2nd Generation)
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"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
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tubatooter1940
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Re: Finish the Limericks
[Quote eupher61,windshieldbug, Greg and iiipopes]
The latest in formal attire,
is a must for symphony hire.
But a sousy on the shoulder,
needs attire much bolder, [end quote]
To march around in the muck and the mire.
The latest in formal attire,
is a must for symphony hire.
But a sousy on the shoulder,
needs attire much bolder, [end quote]
To march around in the muck and the mire.
We pronounce it Guf Coast