Finish the Limericks

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Re: Finish the Limericks

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A limerick need not mention horns
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Greg wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A limerick need not mention horns
or the nawsty creatures they adorns
Who cares about those tubists
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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A limerick need not mention horns[/quote]
or the nawsty creatures they adorns[/quote]
Who cares about those tubists[/quote]
they're just a bunch of boobists![/quote]

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Re: Finish the Limericks

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With K.Y. she lubed up its trigger
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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The girl blew her BAT with much vigor
With K.Y. she lubed up its trigger
she circular breathed
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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eupher61 wrote:
The girl blew her BAT with much vigor
With K.Y. she lubed up its trigger
she circular breathed
Her bosom heaved
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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and the trombonists had mortis du rigeur.....

so to speak...
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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I'm glad to hear Schlepporello got his bike.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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tubatooter1940 wrote:I'm glad to hear Schlepporello got his bike.
Now he won't have to hike.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:I'm glad to hear Schlepporello got his bike.
Now he won't have to hike.
It uses less gas than his pickup
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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tubatooter1940 wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:I'm glad to hear Schlepporello got his bike.
Now he won't have to hike.
It uses less gas than his pickup
his stand he will kick up
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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I used to go fishing for bass,
The lures I sat on pained my a$$
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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the elephant wrote:
eupher61 wrote:
I used to go fishing for bass,
The lures I sat on pained my a$$
I gave up and ate beans,
left for softer scenes
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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The Iraqis now want us to leave.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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tubatooter1940 wrote:The Iraqis now want us to leave.
Of their leader we did relieve.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:The Iraqis now want us to leave.
Of their leader we did relieve.
But it sure would be nice
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It was worth it in the end I believe.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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These lim'ricks are getting political
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Todd S. Malicoate wrote:These lim'ricks are getting political
if not just a tad hypocritical
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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eupher61 wrote:
Todd S. Malicoate wrote:These lim'ricks are getting political
if not just a tad hypocritical
To tuba we should stick
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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