Finish the Limericks
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Re: Finish the Limericks
A limerick need not mention horns
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Who cares about those tubistsGreg wrote:or the nawsty creatures they adornseupher61 wrote:A limerick need not mention horns
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks
A limerick need not mention horns[/quote]
or the nawsty creatures they adorns[/quote]
Who cares about those tubists[/quote]
they're just a bunch of boobists![/quote]
whose toes are lumpy with corns.
or the nawsty creatures they adorns[/quote]
Who cares about those tubists[/quote]
they're just a bunch of boobists![/quote]
whose toes are lumpy with corns.
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With K.Y. she lubed up its trigger
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she circular breathedThe girl blew her BAT with much vigor
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Her bosom heavedeupher61 wrote:she circular breathedThe girl blew her BAT with much vigor
With K.Y. she lubed up its trigger
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks
and the trombonists had mortis du rigeur.....
so to speak...
so to speak...
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Now he won't have to hike.tubatooter1940 wrote:I'm glad to hear Schlepporello got his bike.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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It uses less gas than his pickupwindshieldbug wrote:Now he won't have to hike.tubatooter1940 wrote:I'm glad to hear Schlepporello got his bike.
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Re: Finish the Limericks
his stand he will kick uptubatooter1940 wrote:It uses less gas than his pickupwindshieldbug wrote:Now he won't have to hike.tubatooter1940 wrote:I'm glad to hear Schlepporello got his bike.
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The lures I sat on pained my a$$I used to go fishing for bass,
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left for softer scenesthe elephant wrote:I gave up and ate beans,eupher61 wrote:The lures I sat on pained my a$$I used to go fishing for bass,
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Of their leader we did relieve.tubatooter1940 wrote:The Iraqis now want us to leave.
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But it sure would be nicewindshieldbug wrote:Of their leader we did relieve.tubatooter1940 wrote:The Iraqis now want us to leave.
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It was worth it in the end I believe.
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These lim'ricks are getting political
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if not just a tad hypocriticalTodd S. Malicoate wrote:These lim'ricks are getting political
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To tuba we should stickeupher61 wrote:if not just a tad hypocriticalTodd S. Malicoate wrote:These lim'ricks are getting political
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?