Finish the Limericks
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iiipopes
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Orchestra, band or quintet...
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
World Class Sound eluded his graspthe elephant wrote:He did played in each daily and yet,iiipopes wrote:Orchestra, band or quintet...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
He missed his calling...bass clarinet!the current limerick wrote:Orchestra, band or quintet...
He played in each daily and yet,
World Class Sound eluded his grasp
When done, closed his case with a hasp.
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
When he picked up his chair,Scooby Tuba wrote:Not loudly and never given "the hand."the elephant wrote:Woody Allen marched 'cello in band,
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
His rosin was not thereTodd S. Malicoate wrote:When he picked up his chair,Scooby Tuba wrote:Not loudly and never given "the hand."the elephant wrote:Woody Allen marched 'cello in band,
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
No, but I've seen the movie in question a few times.the elephant wrote:Did anyone click my link to the Woody Allen clip?
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eupher61
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Re: Finish the Limericks
better last line...Married Soon-Yi and Mia he canned.Scooby Tuba wrote:the elephant wrote:Woody Allen marched 'cello in band,Scooby Tuba wrote:Not loudly and never given "the hand."Todd S. Malicoate wrote:When he picked up his chair,Married Soon-Yi and Mia he did can.windshieldbug wrote:His rosin was not there
rhymes better, has the right beat, and it's easy to dance to. And sounds better than Woody's clarinet playing...
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Enough marching cellists...NEXT!
I wanted a fountain from Bloke
I wanted a fountain from Bloke
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
and the bell gods to him spokeTodd S. Malicoate wrote:I wanted a fountain from Bloke
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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SplatterTone
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Aaaaah. Now let's have a smoke.
Good signature lines: http://tinyurl.com/a47spm
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iiipopes
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Pistons or Rotors? -- can't choose
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
I need a BAT -- but who's?iiipopes wrote:Pistons or Rotors? -- can't choose
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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eupher61
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Re: Finish the Limericks
how about: Yammy, Hirsbruner, Meinl, or NirschlScooby Tuba wrote:iiipopes wrote:Pistons or Rotors? -- can't chooseTorokusu's, Peter's, Gerhard's or Walter's*windshieldbug wrote:I need a BAT -- but who's?
*feel free to rearrange the names, if needed, for the next line to rhyme...
T'aint none of them too controversial
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Never mind...limerick malfunction
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eupher61
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Re: Finish the Limericks
hey, using triplets and such things, the meter worked...sort of.... 
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The Jackson
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Re: Finish the Limericks
TubaCoopa, where are your World Class Limericks??? 
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
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Todd S. Malicoate
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Re: Finish the Limericks
How about a fresh start, in the spirit of comradery?
The lim'ricks come fast and come furious
The lim'ricks come fast and come furious
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windshieldbug
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Re: Finish the Limericks
Though following lines may prove spuriousTodd S. Malicoate wrote:The lim'ricks come fast and come furious