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Re: Finish the Limericks

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windshieldbug wrote:
Todd S. Malicoate wrote:The lim'ricks come fast and come furious
Though following lines may prove spurious
while an edit or two
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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eupher61 wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Todd S. Malicoate wrote:The lim'ricks come fast and come furious
Though following lines may prove spurious
while an edit or two
may sound good to you.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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While toasting my bread at the dawn
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Scooby Tuba wrote:
eupher61 wrote:While toasting my bread at the dawn
I noticed my tuba was gone
Footprints down to low c
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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leading straight up to the scree
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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[quote][eupher61] While toasting my bread at the dawn
[quote][Scooby Tuba] I noticed my tuba was gone.
[quote][windshieldbug] Footprints down to low C
[quote][Mojo workin']leading straight up to the scree
I'll castrate that jerk and move on.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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In baseball the homers are knocked
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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the elephant wrote:
eupher61 wrote:In baseball the homers are knocked
While in boxing the jaws all get socked.
The difference is subtle,
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Todd S. Malicoate wrote:
the elephant wrote:
eupher61 wrote:In baseball the homers are knocked
While in boxing the jaws all get socked.
The difference is subtle,
the elephant wrote: But brooks no rebuttal.
In music, the tubas are hocked.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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the limerick wrote:In baseball the homers are knocked
While in boxing the jaws all get socked.
The difference is subtle,
But brooks no rebuttal.
In the second sport, for "ball-shots", you're docked!

(No problem.) :D
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Wow. That's just the "mean" talking...
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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windshieldbug wrote:Wow. That's just the "mean" talking...
Man. It's sort of like stalking...
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Todd S. Malicoate wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:Wow. That's just the "mean" talking...
Man. It's sort of like stalking...
If you must be so grumpy,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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the limerick wrote:Wow. That's just the "mean" talking...
Man. It's sort of like stalking...
If you must be so grumpy,
A beating could leave you lumpy...
Dude. The elephant's walking.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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If elephant approves it, it's good.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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tubatooter1940 wrote:If elephant approves it, it's good.
But if he does not, well, he should.
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder

All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Scooby Tuba wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:If elephant approves it, it's good.
OldsRecording wrote:But if he does not, well, he should.
With a pachyderm's grace
in almost every case
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:If elephant approves it, it's good.
OldsRecording wrote:But if he does not, well, he should.
With a pachyderm's grace
in almost every case
He leaves a big hole where he stood.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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the elephant wrote:Why do we say "I am Spartacus",
and not more in an omnibus?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Excuse me, Your Pachydermness, but this does not look like a limerick... :lol:
How about: There once was a man from Nantucket... No? Okay.
bardus est ut bardus probo,
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