Worst. Jokes. Ever.

[Chadtuba]

Two Tuba players walk past a bar...

Well.........It COULD happen.

Nah, a group of us played some October Fest type music at an Art/Wine walk a few weeks ago, played well and then walked across the street to the closest pub had a coule of large beers and played some more and played even better

[Karl H.]

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted...





... peanut.


Karl "and your father smelt of elderberry!" H.

[Brucom]

When Leona Helmsley died, she left twelve million dollars to her dog.
What's the dog going to do with all that money?
Bet on fights between NFL quarterbacks.

[windshieldbug]

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted...





... peanut.

Doesn't that begin, "Der ver zwei peanuts valking down der Strasse, und... " ?