Update Update

[dwaskew]

You can't play a tuba AND a Soprano...

wait, I didn't know this was the limerick thread........

[OldsRecording]

You can't play a tuba AND a Soprano...

wait, I didn't know this was the limerick thread........

And you can't drink a bottle of Drano;
For if you do , you'll wind up dead!

Oops. Sorry. That was two lines.

[Rick Denney]

Many of the updates are relevant to more than just the person making the update.

This is a violation of the update policy.

You are all now updated on the update policy. This policy update has been found to be consistent with the update policy.

Rick "a policy man" Denney

[windshieldbug]

It may be good policy to update policy, but is it a good update policy to update?

Note the updates:

[TubaRay]

Thanks for the update policy update in policy update.

I think I'm getting confused. Could you possibly give another update to help clarify things.

This has been an update of my understanding of the updates.

[dwaskew]

I appear to have been in violation of the updated update policy on updating. I apologize.

however, our roomba still works great--came home today and it had cleaned the kids rooms and washed the dog. That's my update on that. Hopefully this did not violate the updated policy. (on updates)

[Mark]

Now that it has stopped raing, I am going to put the dogs in the car and drive to a trail we like to walk. We were there yesterday and saw a bear.

Make sure that you take the proper caliber of Bear Repellant.

Two 80-pound Golden Retirvers seem to be the correct caliber. We see bears on this trail fairly often and they always run away.

[Rick Denney]

Update:

I stopped in at the Dairy Queen in Boise City, Oklahoma today to git me a steak finger basket for to eat. The young lady handed me my receipt with my order number on it. The number was 186.............Just as it should be.

You know you're hungry when you long for a nearby Dairy Queen, so you can buy a Beltbuster or a steak-fingers basket.

Rick "Update: I'm hungry" Denney

[MaryAnn]

hey, I just got a call from the windows place. They're going to install them on 5-30. Only bad part is I have to move all the furniture at least five feet from the windows, and I'm going to need a sherpa to do that, plus a couple llamas.

MA

[MaryAnn]

I am on EVERYONE's foe list and EVERYONE is on MY foe list.

The only way that I can read any posts (other than the ones that I have put at the beginnings of threads that I've started) is by breaking into Mary Ann's "troll" account.

I wondered who was doing that....well, Bloke, you weren't on my Faux list before, but you are now!
MA

[dwaskew]

They're going to install them on 5-30. MA

10-4

[SplatterTone]

In additional to removing moles from the back yard and rats from the house, we can now credit Junior (98 lb. Chesapeake Bay Retriever) with taking a snake who wandered into the house, rolling down its curtain, and sending it to join the choir eternal. I have no idea what kind of snake it was; it was about 4 feet long and about as thick as a broom handle. Junior grabbed it near the middle and violently, and rapidly, whipped it back and forth to shake the bejeezus (and the life) out of it.

[windshieldbug]

Copyright law update update

[oldbandnerd]

Anybody remember this thread ? viewtopic.php?f=10&t=18696&hilit=vacum+packed+bugle" target="_blank" target="_blank" .

I opened the vacuum sealed bugle tonight just to see how it looked .It has begun to tarnish. Very slowly though .It has after two plus years it has started to darken. It's not quite as shiny as when I packed it up . I will take some pictures tomorrow and post them here as well .
Oddly enough, after 2 years of not playing I still haven't gotten any better. That's just weird.

[ThomasDodd]

Now I'm hungry...

[windshieldbug]

Fish on a stick! Umm-umm good!

[OldsRecording]

I'm gonna put a tongue depressor in it's mouth, freeze it and have me a fish-sicle.
Fish on a stick! Umm-umm good!

Almost as good as crunchy frog. Mmmm. Crunchy frog. Heap good.

[ThomasDodd]

have me a fish-sicle.
Fish on a stick! Umm-umm good!

Update, I'm no longer hungry.

[SplatterTone]

Installed XP service pack 3 on three computers. The only issue was that worthless Messenger got reactivated on one of them. But it's easy to remove.

[OldsRecording]

UPDATE: Today is Wednesday, May 28,2008. Just keeping you all updated. And now, back to our show.

What about Generalisimo Fransisco Franco?
Is he still dead?
Enquiring minds need to know.

Schlepporello, you ignorant slut!