Update Update

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:02 pm

Well, I had to come to work for three hours on Saturday afternoon because the STOOPID EMS SYSTEM couldn't read a data set without pooping its pants. I had to doctor up several datasets so they could run the power grid without the poop.

That's almost all. The rest of it is not printable.

MA

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:37 pm

I went to work today at the big Mickey D's and some girl told me that the cone I made her wasn't right, and made me get another one. She continued to inform me of my mistake and noted that she works at Dairy Queen. I guess not everyone can get that ice cream just right, or go to your place of ice cream work for an ice cream.

Oh, and 4 kids ordered 24 double cheeseburgers. I had to clean it up in the lobby.

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:31 pm

***Agawam Little Leauge Update***

The team I coach (also my kid's team), the Cardinals, finished the regular season with a record of 7-6-2. it's nice to win, it's even nicer to win against the top team in the division, but it's really, REALLY nice to just kick the crap out of the top team in the division by a score of 15-6. There will be further updates as the playoffs progress.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:30 pm

Update: 3:30, and all's well

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:34 pm

My six year old grandson had a lousy Friday the 13th.
His best buddies got on his nerves bigtime, he fell off his skateboard and trashed a knee, a sweat bee stung him, his Tony Hawk P.S.2 videogame is malfunctioning and he doesn't want to go see his momma.
He had me check to see if his birthday on the 13th of August is on a Friday. It isn't. Gotta take comfort where you find it.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:38 pm

the elephant wrote: I am trapped in my car in very heavy rain.

Please send some of that to San Antonio. We could use any rain we can get.

Oh! Should I have begun this with "UPDATE:"?

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:09 pm

the elephant wrote:UPDATE:

All updates must be begun with the word UPDATE (in upper case letters) followed by a colon, in the manner demonstrated at the beginning of this update. Thank you for your Update Update cooperation.

This concludes the update.

UPDATE:

We don't need no steenking update rules.

Rick "his own man" Denney

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:30 am

UPDATE:

dwaskew · Post by **dwaskew** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:41 pm

visual update:

somehow, I managed to avoid bi-focals for one more year.

dwaskew · Post by **dwaskew** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:45 pm

Greg wrote:UPDATE:
Harrummph!

update:

15 schnitzengrubens is my limit........

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:33 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Is Dr. Pepper made on Reppep Rd.?

No, it's on Doctor Debit Drive. (Dr. Dr. Dr.)

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:36 pm

windshieldbug wrote:We can only hope that rather than the "Popemobile", he will be riding in a "Popecycle"!

When this Pope was elected, he defeated the Italian Cardinal Secola, who couldn't get enough votes because nobody like the sound of "Pope Secola".

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:46 pm

Update:

Updates will no longer be required to conform to the "UPDATE:" rules.

Thus, your UPDATE should be updated.

Thank me later.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:45 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Update:

Updates will no longer be required to conform to the "UPDATE:" rules.

Thus, your UPDATE should be updated.

Thank me later.

UPDATE:
I hope this represents an "up-to-date" Update update. If it isn't, it needs to be properly updated.

I would say that I hope this conforms to the Update standards, however I have to admit that I don't really care. Sorry, Wade.

PWtuba · Post by **PWtuba** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:24 am

UPDATE:

This is the most ridiculous thread on the forum at this time.

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:17 pm

snorlax wrote: Most importantly, however, my left-handed Vibroplex is 100% intact.

And I know your Willson euph is alright!

Chadtuba · Post by **Chadtuba** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:12 pm

UPDATE:

Packing up the kitchen for the move to North Dakota, packing sucks and to some extent is sad as we've been in this house for quite a while

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:08 pm

PWtuba wrote:UPDATE:
This is the most ridiculous thread on the forum at this time.

Update: This is the most ridiculous thread on this forum PERIOD.

At least Friday's Funny (but on a Monday) has some redeeming value...

PWtuba · Post by **PWtuba** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:11 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
PWtuba wrote:UPDATE:
This is the most ridiculous thread on the forum at this time.
Update: This is the most ridiculous thread on this forum PERIOD.

Good point.

windshieldbug wrote:At least Friday's Funny (but on a Monday) has some redeeming value...

Update: I have read through 98 pages of "Friday's Funny (but on a Monday)" over the last 2 months and will probably finish the next 60 by the end of July.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:22 pm

UPDATE:

I just wanted to let you know that you are blinking right now.

Yes, you.

Also, you might want to look outside your window.

(:

TubeNet

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