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It's amazing.........

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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:54 am Post subject:

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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
tuba114 wrote:
... They try to confuse us with things like the Universal Pancake Constant, or UPC. All things in the universe that are pancakes equal 905.73, but only if the sun is out and it is 12:00 midnight, and you only have one sock on! I have proof! (I smell a sitcom).

Hmmm ... must be that "code day" of many years' foretelling ...


I, for one, really grow quite weary of the Freemasons interfering with my thoughts via their various mind-control techniques (radio waves, laser, micro/macro-waves, surgery/abductions, etc.)...
...and the other day, I was walking through an alley - behind a Shriner's temple around dusk. They were all standing out in the parking lot waiting for a bus to come and take them to the local pro basketball game. Of course, they thought no one was looking...(I was out of sight--peeking around the corner of the building at them.) While they were carrying on casual conversations, every once in a while one or another of them would reach up, wiggle the tassel on their fez, and cause their automobiles to hover a couple of inches off the ground. The "higher-ups" were actually able to maneuver their vehicles laterally into other parking spaces!
Wasn't it neat how that Free Mason got you from your store to the garage without having left the turning lane on Summer? It was like no other car wanted to turn!.....lol


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I love it when a thread goes wacko...

and watch out for those secret handshakes.......
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Fnord? :P
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