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LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sat May 20, 2006 5:44 pm

I couldn't play tuba after eating a cheeseburger. If you understand lactose intolerance, you know why.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat May 20, 2006 5:48 pm

I only play tuba with violas with my ears closed. If you understand viola intolerance, you know why.

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sat May 20, 2006 5:51 pm

Do you understand lactose intolerance?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat May 20, 2006 6:06 pm

I know what it means, and I'm sorry you suffer from it. As you may have noticed, I often make jokes and take things not very seriously. I was merely implying that listening to viola playing gives me nausea, cramps, and gas. I do not mean (well very much) to offend viola players; it was just a general sport for myself and my trombone section. The violas actualy seemed to expect it.

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Sun May 21, 2006 1:51 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:First off, Chuck "I'm a vegetarian" (G), what are you doing eating cheeseburgers?

You ever hear of Gardenburgers?

Besides, I was attempting to couch my question in terms the readers of this BBS could relate to.

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:01 pm

harold wrote:
You ever hear of Gardenburgers?
If I want to eat vegetables, I order a salad.

If you weren't supposed to eat cows, they would not be made of meat.

I'm not a strict vegetarian; I just don't eat meat frequently (about once a month on the average).

Right now, in my freezer, I've got some salmon, some venison and some moose. I personally don't think that a diet heavy in animal protein and fat is good for you. Meat (including fish and poultry) I treat as a special deal--and deserves nothing but the best available--not some "who knows what's really in it?" cheeseburger.

YMMV.

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:54 pm

Let's not get on Chuck's case now, OK?