Disturbing

Erin · Post by **Erin** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:41 am

I've never known a sense of superiority to be of any great benefit to anyone.

Are we really any better than those guys on the bus? We're actually talking about how stupid two people are (who most of us will never meet or even see and would be unable to identify if we did)... On a tuba message board no less!

I think generalized hostility towards people you don't even know is an lousy position to adopt. We've all sounded stupid at some point in our lives. Many of us have even done it on a city bus.

Can't we get back to solving life's great mysteries? Like piston vs. rotor, silver vs. laquer?

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:52 am

Kids. What can you do?

Rick "quoting my father...and his father" Denney

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:43 am

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:31 am

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:46 am

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:50 am

Colonel: get some discipline into those chaps, Sergeant Major!

Sargeant: Right sir! Good evening, class.

All (mumbling): Good evening.

Sargeant: Where's all the others, then?

All: They're not here.

Sgt.: I can see that. What's the matter with them?

All: Dunno

member of class: Perhaps they've got 'flu.

Sgt.: Huh! 'Flu, eh? They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right. Now, self-defence. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

(Grumbles from all)

Palin: Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.

Sgt.: What do you mean?

Jones: We've done fruit the last nine weeks.

Sgt.: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?

Palin: Can't we do something else?

Idle (Welsh): Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:41 am

'THEY' wrote:You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your elephant

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:51 pm

Oh, you can scratch...

You just can't PICK...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:00 am

Dude! I'm all like, "Oh, man!" 'n stuff...

dopey · Post by **dopey** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:02 am

Erin wrote:I've never known a sense of superiority to be of any great benefit to anyone.

Are we really any better than those guys on the bus? We're actually talking about how stupid two people are (who most of us will never meet or even see and would be unable to identify if we did)... On a tuba message board no less!

I think generalized hostility towards people you don't even know is an lousy position to adopt. We've all sounded stupid at some point in our lives. Many of us have even done it on a city bus.

Can't we get back to solving life's great mysteries? Like piston vs. rotor, silver vs. laquer?

well said.

Easty621 · Post by **Easty621** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:28 am

I guess I shouldnâ€™t of posted this thread. I really donâ€™t like to snob around and think Iâ€™m superior to anyone (because I'm really not), but in a world where itâ€™s not important anymore itâ€™s a novelty to actually have half a brain.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:39 pm

Easty621 wrote:I guess I shouldnâ€™t of posted this thread

Shouldn't have, but then, I'm not much of a grammar nazi, either...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:33 pm

Perhaps the thread name, rather than "Disturbing", should be "Enturbing"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:02 pm

distaining

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:07 pm

The second verse of a Robert Palmer song comes to mind....

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:57 pm

I can touch my elbows behind my back.
But women are not able to do this.
The next time you see a woman, ask her to try.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:22 am

Brucom wrote:I can touch my elbows behind my back.
But women are not able to do this.
The next time you see a woman, ask her to try.

OH....BEHIND your back.....

sorry

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:24 am

bloke wrote:
Brucom wrote:I can touch my elbows behind my back.
But women are not able to do this.
The next time you see a woman, ask her to try.
When is it appropriate to ask her...?? Should she be asked at the same time you're asking her if she can park her feet behind her head...??

to hell with behind her head!

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:19 am

Bendy women ARE fun!

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