Finish the Limericks

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:35 pm

windshieldbug wrote:There once was a danged lim'rick writer

schlepporello wrote:Who once was a famous prize-fighter.

Went from knockouts with punches

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:44 pm

iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:There once was a danged lim'rick writer

schlepporello wrote:Who once was a famous prize-fighter.
Went from knockouts with punches

To snacks that he munches

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:51 pm

And noticed his pants fit much tighter.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:02 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
schlepporello wrote: Who once was a famous prize-fighter
Went from knockouts with punches
To snacks that he munches

And his tuba is now much delighter!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:11 pm

Greg wrote:There once were a bunch of folks who couldn't write Limericks

Couldn't quite bring themselves to use gimmericks

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:14 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Greg wrote:There once were a bunch of folks who couldn't write Limericks
Couldn't quite bring themselves to use gimmericks

And counted even worse than distracted violas

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:16 pm

schlepporello wrote:Searched Google, they did.

Then ran quick and hid

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:19 pm

Greg wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: Couldn't quite bring themselves to use gimmericks
And counted even worse than distracted violas
Who often mark their parts with Crayolas!

To tell the truth, they were quite dim-merick!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:36 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Greg wrote:There once were a bunch of folks who couldn't write Limericks
Couldn't quite bring themselves to use gimmericks

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
schlepporello wrote:Searched Google, they did.
Then ran quick and hid

'Cause their uncle had caught 'im the skittericks!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:43 pm

OK, I just gotta post an entire limerick:

There once was a man named Gus
Who flashed himself on the bus
When hauled into court
The judge did retort:
"Curat non lex esto de minimus"

(Translation: the law will not concern itself with small or insignificant items)

DBCooper · Post by **DBCooper** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:14 pm

Though often seen wearing a sousaphone

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:19 pm

DBCooper wrote:Though often seen wearing a sousaphone

He complained quite often by telephone

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:22 pm

iiipopes wrote:
DBCooper wrote:Though often seen wearing a sousaphone
He complained quite often by telephone

Busy signals he'd get

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:34 pm

'cause in Whoville they prefer the sarrusaphone.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:39 pm

http://www.contrabass.com/pages/sarrus.html

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:40 pm

Discouraged from walking in fog

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:43 pm

iiipopes wrote:Discouraged from walking in fog

the tuba took off at a jog

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:20 am

Visibility low...

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:04 am

windshieldbug wrote:
iiipopes wrote:Discouraged from walking in fog
the tuba took off at a jog

MikeMason wrote:Visibility low...

He gave a great blow

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:59 am

There was once this great tubaist from Texas.

TubeNet

Finish the Limericks

Some assembly required ;-)