What aggravates you??????

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:14 am

Walking to class, not in a real hurry, because your prof let you out a few minutes early since it's friday (but your next class is still across campus), when a freshman stops you to ask where ----- building is. You procede to give them directions, and then foolishly conclude with the statement that you are in fact headed there youself, and they ask if you'd take them and show them. You agree, and then they turn around and have a conversation with someone else for a few minutes.

Arghh. I stayed calm, simply turned on my heel, and started walking. No comment, no expression, just made it plain that this was a waste of my time and if they wanted help they'd better accept it. They got the message and hurried to catch up.

And, of course, students supposedly smart enough to get into Tech mispronouncing the word "paradigm." Grrr..

Walking with a horn (or two), some comedian says, "Don't you wish you'd played the piccolo?"

In this instance, you walk up, and hit the dude with the horn, or drop it on his foot, and say, "Don't YOU wish I'd played the piccolo?"

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 7:55 am

Doug@GT wrote:In this instance, you walk up, and hit the dude with the horn, or drop it on his foot, and say, "Don't YOU wish I'd played the piccolo?"

Heh....Jon...just imagine what that would do to your Alex....

Jonathan Fowler · Post by **Jonathan Fowler** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 8:35 pm

TMurphy wrote:
Doug@GT wrote:In this instance, you walk up, and hit the dude with the horn, or drop it on his foot, and say, "Don't YOU wish I'd played the piccolo?"
Heh....Jon...just imagine what that would do to your Alex....

...make the high 'd' play in tune?

Jonathan Fowler · Post by **Jonathan Fowler** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:31 am

If dropped it would probably flutter to the ground...light as a feather.

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:26 pm

OK, I GIVE UP...this is SUPPOSED to be a reply to WADE's POST but it DIDN"T WORK and I should post this under the "what gripes you" topic. (which obviously, I have)
MA

[quote="the elephant"]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
[quote="the elephant"]
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Wade, Dude, YOU ROCK!! Best stories I've read in years!!

Mary Ann

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:28 pm

Wade's story made me feel good, too. It somehow has the ring of utter justice.