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Re: No wonder I flunked english....

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Rick Denney wrote:
iiipopes wrote:Indeed. Homophones. Such as:

He went to pare a pear for a pair who were au pair in Pointe au pere.
Yabbut, two of yours don't even pretend to be in English.
To the contrary. "Au pair" is now an accepted English language term for a young lady serving as a domestic helper especially with the caretaking of young children, with a status higher than a servant, but possibly not as high as actual relative by blood or marriage, and Pointe au pere, if not English, is an actual place in Canada, so if you get really picky about French Canada -- Quebec, or Engish speaking Canada, you might have a point, but the English speakers spell and pronounce it the same way, and one of the basic tenets of English is that proper names in modern usage transliterate directly rather than being modified as in antiquity.

And yes, I know all about the history of the English language. I've read the preface of Webster's Collegiate; I've taken etimology in school; I've studied it privately in conjunction with both English Literature in college from Beowulf on down, and the influence of Latin and Norman Middle French on the legal system. Do you remember the chapter about the "great vowel shift" of the late middle ages which the result is that for most English dialects, whether UK, USA, or other variants, we pronounce vowels completely differently than either the Romance (i.e. Latin and those languages derived therefrom, as French, Spanish & Italian) or the Germanic languages?

My biggest peeve with English is that there is no gender neutral second person pronoun.
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If a quiz is quizzical, then what's a test?

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Why do we drive our cars on a parkway
and park our cars on a driveway? :shock:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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Doug@GT wrote:Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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I was just about to quote that one, Doug, but you beat me to it.
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RoseV wrote:I'm surprised no one caught the double negative in the first post....

Kudos to the first person to find it. :D
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windshieldbug wrote:Why do we drive our cars on a parkway
and park our cars on a driveway? :shock:
I just did this today returning from my vacation.

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Re: No wonder I flunked english....

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ken k wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:Why do we drive our cars on a parkway
and park our cars on a driveway? :shock:
I just did this today returning from my vacation.

kenk
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That post should have been in the Update Update thread.

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