Tying the Knot

[Donn]

I always tried to fill-in the dent.

With what? I know mustard is the classic choice, but one gets tired of the odor, I would think.

[MN_TimTuba]

The tie itself is phallic.
The dimple in the tie is vaginal.
That is all.

The Bloke himself is warped.
That is all.

[Three Valves]

I warned him not to major in Psych with a minor in Women's Studies!!

[MN_TimTuba]

I always tried to fill-in the dent.

With what? I know mustard is the classic choice, but one gets tired of the odor, I would think.

Nobody cares about a tuba player's odor. As a matter of fact, it's kind of expected.

[MN_TimTuba]

Ahhh, then that explains this - http://blog.sfgate.com/techchron/files/ ... _group.jpg" target="_blank

[Donn]

♂ https://www.google.com/search?q=necktie+phallic+symbol

For over two thousand years - since at least the Quinn dynasty -

Does anyone happen to know about the Quinn dynasty of two thousand years ago? I really doubt it has anything to do with Quinn the Eskimo, so don't bother with that.

[MN_TimTuba]

That's what happens when you take 8th grade 4 times.

[MN_TimTuba]

Nice! Achieving my diploma is something I still perspire to.

[MN_TimTuba]

Well, that seems easy, here - https://iconicphotos.files.wordpress.co ... poster-jpg" target="_blank" target="_blank How does that fare with ya?

[Three Valves]

My spigot is doing just fine, thank you!!

[Three Valves]

You think I’d share if it wasn’t??

[MN_TimTuba]

"404 File Not Found."

Apparently, they turned off the Faucett.

Shoot. Well, some days are like that.

[iiipopes]

Half Windsor with dimple is the correct response.

Half Windsor is the conventional response.