When the Instructions Say DO NOT USE A HAMMER...

[Three Valves]

Your problem isn't that you used a hammer.

Your problem is that the hammer you used wasn't big enough!!

[Three Valves]

Anesthetic!! Anesthetic!!

[MaryAnn]

Your problem isn't that you used a hammer.

Your problem is that the hammer you used wasn't big enough!!

Yeah, I thought the rule was "if a little hammer doesn't work, use a bigger hammer!"

[Three Valves]

Here, hold my beer.

And hand me that "BFH!!"

[Donn]

Your problem isn't that you used a hammer.

Your problem is that the hammer you used wasn't big enough!!

Yeah, I thought the rule was "if a little hammer doesn't work, use a bigger hammer!"

And "if it sticks, force it - if it breaks, was going to need fixing anyway." Hammer's good for that.

[edsel585960]

Percussive maintenence is the only way to get it done sometimes. (that and bailing wire/duct tape)

[sushi20j]

Here, hold my beer.

And hand me that "BFH!!"

Hammer size is generally relative to the number of beers consumed before that statement is made.

[windshieldbug]

That’s what they make “C”-clamps for...