POLL: Which button do you like to mash?

[THE TUBA]

I'm a big fan of 2+3+5

[humBell]

Is there a potato button?

I only have eyes for that...

[iiipopes]

Is there a potato button?

I only have eyes for that...

Yeah, that is what the potato told the female sheep.

[roweenie]

Is there a potato button?

I only have eyes for that...

Yes, the potato button would likely be found on a tuber.

Personally, I have no skin in this half-baked game.

[roweenie]

I wouldn't recommend putting your butt-on a potato(e).

That is sure one dan-dy of a quayle you've got there.

Are puns his only vice, or is there a precedent for others (like alternate spelling of words?)

[humBell]

I wouldn't recommend putting your butt-on a potato(e).

But butter is better, i bet.

I'd happily butter me spuds and unbutton me waistcoat... were i so fancily attired.

Loosen my draw string is perhaps a trifle more accurate.

Nothing like a good mash!

[iiipopes]

But butter is better, I bet.

Betty Botta bought a bit of butter;
“But,” she said, “this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit o’ better butter
Will make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit o’ butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ’twas better Betty Botta
Bought a bit o’ better butter.

[TheTuba]

But butter is better, I bet.

Betty Botta bought a bit of butter;
“But,” she said, “this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit o’ better butter
Will make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit o’ butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ’twas better Betty Botta
Bought a bit o’ better butter.

All of this s*** for some butter????

[humBell]

...

I only have eyes for ewe...

Oh, that's what he meant.

That's one suave potato!

[iiipopes]

But butter is better, I bet.

Betty Botta bought a bit of butter;
“But,” she said, “this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit o’ better butter
Will make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit o’ butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ’twas better Betty Botta
Bought a bit o’ better butter.

All of this s*** for some butter????

Only if you don't know the difference.

[iiipopes]

Is there a potato button?
I only have eyes for that...

Yeah, that is what the potato told the female sheep.

I only have eyes for ewe...

[MaryAnn]

I only mash potatoes, but I usually use 3 instead of 1+2, because I prefer instruments with wider slots. Wider slots are simply easier to play in tune without doing gymnastics, and I can tune the preferred 3rd valve to slot where I want it to.

[MaryAnn]

I wouldn't recommend putting your butt-on a potato(e).

I have a yard full of the real thing, the Gambel's quail. Except they are outnumbered by the lizards and the tarantulas and the ground squirrels and the pack rats and the javelina.