Update Update

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:03 am

the elephant wrote:Shazbot. If you remember that then you have been updated. If not, then don't worry about it...

Na nu Na nu

Biggs · Post by **Biggs** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:55 pm

bloke wrote:Oprah RE-RUNS !?!?!

What is it going to take

...a silver bullet...?? a stake in the heart...?? ten minutes in daylight...??

If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:12 am

the elephant wrote:Who is that elephant tool over in the Jin Bao thread? Man, he's mean.

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:54 am

Biggs wrote:
bloke wrote:Oprah RE-RUNS !?!?!

What is it going to take

...a silver bullet...?? a stake in the heart...?? ten minutes in daylight...??
If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

Can we already make her Grand Chancellor of Earth and be done with it already?

Update:

I think the world leader should be called Grand Chancellor.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:30 pm

schlepporello wrote:
TexTuba wrote:I think the world leader should be called Grand Chancellor.
I am.

... and that's "Your Greatest Highness Schlep, Net Be Praised" to you newbies!

TheHatTuba · Post by **TheHatTuba** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:18 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
schlepporello wrote:
TexTuba wrote:I think the world leader should be called Grand Chancellor.
I am.
... and that's "Your Greatest Highness Schlep, Net Be Praised" to you newbies!

But can anyone shoot lightning from their hands?

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:33 pm

As evidence of Schleps' powers I would ask everyone who drives through Amarillo to observe the trees. He got them to all grow the same direction.

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:31 am

I am surprised that nobody has ever looked up the reference I have listed in my "location" field. The NLT is my absolute favorite (although just for this verse only.)

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:52 am

MartyNeilan wrote:I am surprised that nobody has ever looked up the reference I have listed in my "location" field. The NLT is my absolute favorite (although just for this verse only.)

2 I am too stupid to be human,
and I lack common sense.

bort · Post by **bort** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:04 pm

MartyNeilan wrote:I am surprised that nobody has ever looked up the reference I have listed in my "location" field. The NLT is my absolute favorite (although just for this verse only.)

I'm surprised you think you'd know whether or not someone has looked it up!

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:30 pm

Snowcone! No way! It's time for Joe to anneal some brass. It wouldn't take as much fuel and we all know how frugal he claims to be.

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:15 am

the elephant wrote:Who is that elephant tool over in the Jin Bao thread? Man, he's mean.

My Jin bao can beat up your yammie

Tuba Guy · Post by **Tuba Guy** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:11 pm

Tonight is my first rehearsal with the local community band, and one week from today is my 21st!!
This may be the longest week ever.

You've been updated

Biggs · Post by **Biggs** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:42 pm

bloke wrote:
come-on. Open up the Chinese tuba bullcrap -thread again. It's 99 degrees here, humid as all git out, and I need some more laughs.

Second.

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:46 am

the elephant wrote:
k001k47 wrote:
the elephant wrote:Who is that elephant tool over in the Jin Bao thread? Man, he's mean.
My Jin bao can beat up your yammie
But my Yamaha can beat up YOU!

But is it a commie?

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:36 am

the elephant wrote:
k001k47 wrote:
the elephant wrote:But my Yamaha can beat up YOU!
But is it a commie?
It is a Strict Constitutionalist!

Okay... Best not continue this. I fear that mentioning JinBao will start a huge debate, to be modest.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:37 pm

the elephant wrote:You tread upon thin ice, sir.

Could you please send some of that ice down to central Texas? We are extremely dry and hot(8-10 degrees hotter than the norm).

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:55 pm

I'm posting a lot today. It's just too damned hot to do much today. I've already made a trip to Greyhound to drop off two horns and pick up one. I have AC in the shop but lugging all that stuff to/from the car just wore me out!

Now.... where'd my rubber duckie go? I think it's time to head for the pool!

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:56 am

the elephant wrote:
bloke wrote:
the elephant wrote:… And who is this Norm person?
Isn't Norm person a pretty good tuba player who lives on the west coast?
Maybe. But what does he have to do with the weather in central Texas? I am confused.

You guys have this all wrong!

The name is Norm Mall. It is a place where one shops for ordinary things.

scottw · Post by **scottw** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:44 am

------------------altogether too much time on our hands!

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