Finish the Limericks

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:46 pm

Greg wrote:
SplatterTone wrote:(while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...)
A Helleberg for five hundred bucks?
Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
It helps you play in tune

Though it will make you look like a buffoon

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:47 pm

( ... sigh ...)

The Jackson wrote:
Greg wrote:
SplatterTone wrote:(while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...) Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
It helps you play in tune
Though it will make you look like a buffoon

Specifically offered to haters of trucks.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:55 pm

Mad-nasty burn

NEXT ONE:

Kenny G, destroyer of worlds

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:10 pm

Some remedial timing is in order, too.

There is more to limericks than rhyme,
They must also say it in time,
When not done correct
It's really a wreck
But when done right they are sublime

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:46 pm

wchoc86 wrote:
euphoniumguy227 wrote:who makes saxophonists cry and curl

out the side of his mouth.

To the North and the South

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:46 pm

jhedrick wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
euphoniumguy227 wrote:who makes saxophonists cry and curl

out the side of his mouth.
To the North and the South

He emits sounds that excite middle aged girls.

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:13 pm

A tubist with "World Class Sound"

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:32 pm

Teubonium wrote:A tubist with "World Class Sound"

In a practice room was found,

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:15 pm

With a poodle from Aruba

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:55 pm

He flambe'd that limp wristed hound

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:29 pm

A brass band from near Syracuse

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:57 pm

tubaphore wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A brass band from near Syracuse
whose members loved to eat Cous-Cous
Consuming a large quantity

they voided the guarantee

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:58 am

windshieldbug wrote:
tubaphore wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:whose members loved to eat Cous-Cous
Consuming a large quantity
they voided the guarantee

As well as their lower bowels with warm prune juice.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:51 pm

There was once a great tuba player from Dixie.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:46 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once a great tuba player from Dixie.
who had a habit of getting a bit tipsy.
Drinking shots from his Helleberg

And chasing with Carlsburg

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:55 pm

iiipopes wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
wchoc86 wrote: who had a habit of getting a bit tipsy.
Drinking shots from his Helleberg
And chasing with Carlsburg

Until he woke up in Poughkeepsie.

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:01 pm

There once was a Tuba of silver

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:38 pm

Tubaing wrote:There once was a Tuba of silver

played by a nymph on the hill, there.

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:58 pm

and his valve slides no pops

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:01 pm

eupher61 wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote: played by a nymph on the hill, there.
but the nymph had no chops
and his valve slides no pops

And was very confused about her gender!