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eupher61
6 valves
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by eupher61 Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:39 pm
There seemed to be trouble in Jersey
Mojo workin'
4 valves
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by Mojo workin' Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:35 pm
"Dump the freakin' body!"
Tubaing
4 valves
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by Tubaing Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:54 pm
Kevin Specht
KevinMadden
3 valves
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by KevinMadden Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:04 pm
Tubaing wrote:
Ithaca College, B.M. 2009
Tubaing
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by Tubaing Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:07 pm
KevinMadden wrote: Tubaing wrote:
Kevin Specht
eupher61
6 valves
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by eupher61 Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:10 am
who, though quite softly spoke,
tubatooter1940
6 valves
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by tubatooter1940 Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:16 pm
Tubaing wrote: KevinMadden wrote: Tubaing wrote:
We pronounce it Guf Coast
Tubaing
4 valves
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by Tubaing Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:34 pm
I used to fart at night
Kevin Specht
pg
bugler
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by pg Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:00 pm
Tubaing wrote: I used to fart at night
It sure gave the Mrs. a fright
eupher61
6 valves
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by eupher61 Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:13 pm
but then came the belches
Kevin Hendrick
6 valves
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by Kevin Hendrick Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:20 pm
which fair reeked o' Welch's
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
Tubaing
4 valves
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by Tubaing Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:43 pm
Tubaing wrote: I used to fart at night
PG wrote: It sure gave the Mrs. a fright
Eupher61 wrote: but then came the belches
Kevin Hendrick wrote: which fair reeked o' Welch's
so now, I'm not as light!
Kevin Specht
eupher61
6 valves
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by eupher61 Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:02 pm
A tubist who played Midnight Mass
Tubaing
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by Tubaing Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:28 pm
eupher61 wrote: A tubist who played Midnight Mass
is one that has no @$$
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tubatooter1940
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by tubatooter1940 Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:03 am
Tubaing wrote: eupher61 wrote: A tubist who played Midnight Mass
is one that has no @$$
No way to sit,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
Mojo workin'
4 valves
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by Mojo workin' Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:56 pm
Or even to sh**,
iiipopes
Utility Infielder
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by iiipopes Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:15 pm
tubatooter1940 wrote: Tubaing wrote: eupher61 wrote: A tubist who played Midnight Mass
is one that has no @$$
No way to sit,
Mojo workin' wrote: Or even to sh**,
So it all comes out of his brass.
Jupiter JTU1110 Giddings Taku (2nd Generation)
Mojo workin'
4 valves
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by Mojo workin' Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:06 am
A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:00 am
the elephant wrote: Remember that your contribution must fit the correct rhythm and end with the appropriate vowel and consonant sounds for it to be useable [sic].
(Remember, Wade, we're tuba players here you're talkin' to... wadda ya want, MIRACLES!?
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
iiipopes
Utility Infielder
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by iiipopes Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:09 pm
Mojo workin' wrote: A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
Confused as a sub octave issue
Jupiter JTU1110 Giddings Taku (2nd Generation)
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