Finish the Limericks

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:06 am

tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once this great tubaist from Texas.

Who thought he knew what good sex was.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:08 am

Mike Finn wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once this great tubaist from Texas.
Who thought he knew what good sex was.

Kama Sutra he'd do

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:20 am

windshieldbug wrote:
Mike Finn wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once this great tubaist from Texas.
Who thought he knew what good sex was.
Kama Sutra he'd do

Every position he knew

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:40 pm

the elephant wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:Kama Sutra he'd do
Every position he knew
Until his knees he could no more un-flex-as.

Nice, although that was the perfect opportunity to rhyme "horn" and "dorn".
(Any resemblence to a tub(a)ist from New York is purely coincidental)

Anyone up for some Haiku? I'll start:

Summer on TubeNet

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:45 pm

Mike Finn wrote:Anyone up for some Haiku? I'll start:

Summer on TubeNet

soft blowing contrabasses

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:48 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Mike Finn wrote:Anyone up for some Haiku? I'll start:

Summer on TubeNet
soft blowing contrabasses

Wafting gentle Airs

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:59 pm

Haikus are for string players.So put some hair on it and lets get back to the limericks.Here's a softball for someone:(now don't let me down...)
There once was a tubist named Horatio....

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:06 pm

MikeMason wrote:Haikus are for string players.So put some hair on it and lets get back to the limericks.Here's a softball for someone:(now don't let me down...)
There once was a tubist named Horatio....

Who really did love the Adagio

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:50 pm

lgb&dtuba wrote:
MikeMason wrote: There once was a tubist named Horatio....
Who really did love the Adagio

He pushed in for "D"

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:59 pm

bloke wrote:glanced over at she,
and said,...

"

...don't speed up or al-leg-ro"

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:52 am

There once was a hot heiress named Paris,

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:51 am

When stopped by two lookers that day

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:28 am

duckskiff wrote:
iiipopes wrote:When stopped by two lookers that day
The tubist had just this to say

One octave lower

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:05 am

windshieldbug wrote:
duckskiff wrote:
iiipopes wrote:When stopped by two lookers that day
The tubist had just this to say
One octave lower

Um...I think I might know her...

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:22 am

TMurphy wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
duckskiff wrote: The tubist had just this to say
One octave lower
Um...I think I might know her...

From that audition in the hay!

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:57 am

A tuba player got braces...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:18 pm

TMurphy wrote:A tuba player got braces...

and could only play lines, not spaces!

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:37 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
TMurphy wrote:A tuba player got braces...
and could only play lines, not spaces!

To oompah was painful,

Alex Reeder · Post by **Alex Reeder** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:47 pm

Bruckner was disdainful,

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:48 pm

Dean E wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
TMurphy wrote:A tuba player got braces...
and could only play lines, not spaces!
To oompah was painful,

the resonance shameful,