Trouble at mill!

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:20 pm

Lemon curry?

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:31 pm

OldsRecording wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:
Brassdad wrote: It's bloody ALBATROS flavor!
I'll have two, please.
Gannet on a stick.

crunchy frog?

If we took all the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy now would it???

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:35 pm

Anthrax Ripple!!!!

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:37 pm

The Norwegian Blue??? Beautiful plumage.....

ken "keep 'em comin' guys, this is too much fun, my favorite thread.." k

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:44 pm

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad.
'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:00 pm

Rat on a stick....
Rat on a stick....

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:22 am

The Larch:

the larch

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:21 am

You've got a pet halibut?

Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:11 am

I'm so going to make an attempt at ascii art:

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BUNNIES!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:17 am

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

NickJones · Post by **NickJones** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:23 pm

Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:04 pm

jbaylies wrote:I'm so going to make an attempt at ascii art:

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with big sharp nasty teeth.....

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:17 pm

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:49 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I mean, If I went 'round, sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:56 pm

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem [bonk!]

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:39 pm

'e must be a king.

'ow can you tell?

'e doesn't 'ave sh*t all over 'im

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:01 pm

This bird wouldn't "VOOM!" if you put forty thousand volts through it!

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:07 pm

Doug@GT wrote:

SQTS!
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Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:13 pm

... but first, a bit of fun!

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:14 pm

DINGO:
Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO:
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
AMAZING:
And spank me.
STUNNER:
And me.
LOVELY:
And me.
DINGO:
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO:
And after the spanking, the **** ***!
GIRLS:
The **** ***! The **** ***!
GALAHAD:
Well, I could stay a bit longer.