Wife Rating

[tbn.al]

I only have one tuba, my beloved O-99, but lots of others, four bones, trumpet and euphonium. I was concerned a while back because I kept feeling a bit of resentment from the better half. She is the financial draconian in the family so I knew that eventually I would get the, "Just how much did these things cost us anyway?" question. I did a spread sheet and to my amazement I am ahead of the game. By buying and selling smart(or lucky) over time I have a Besson 943R bass trombone, an Olds O-25 big tenor, an Olds Recording trombone, an off brand alto trombone, a Kanstul/Besson MEHA trumpet, a King 2280 euphonium, my tuba and $380 profit. Now that I am prepared she will probably never ask. I'll rate her after that conversation.

[nobody]

My wife lets me have the same number of tubas as I have shotguns, which currently stands at 6 of each.