Finish the Limericks

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:19 pm

iiipopes wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
Confused as a sub octave issue

A low register blatt,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:26 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist had hemorrhoidal tissue
Confused as a sub octave issue
A low register blatt,

Left no tit-for-tat

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:58 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
iiipopes wrote: Confused as a sub octave issue
A low register blatt,
Left no tit-for-tat

Oh My! His face turned blue!

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:53 pm

An oboist courted a drummer

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:46 pm

eupher61 wrote:An oboist courted a drummer

but found him to be quite a bit dumber

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:06 pm

She showed him her "reed"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:44 pm

Mojo workin' wrote:
KevinMadden wrote:
eupher61 wrote:An oboist courted a drummer
but found him to be quite a bit dumber
She showed him her "reed"

then they did the "deed",
the result was a Philadelphia mummer!

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:27 pm

ba$$ cleft wrote:there once was a man who played tuba for exercise

Though his sense of rhythm some did criticize

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:43 pm

jhedrick wrote:
ba$$ cleft wrote:there once was a man who played tuba for exercise
Though his sense of rhythm some did criticize

He got lots fat

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:59 am

Tubaing wrote:
jhedrick wrote:
ba$$ cleft wrote:A man who played tuba for exercise
his rhythm some did criticize
He got lots fat

From beer and a blat

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:28 pm

From his soul the demons they did exorcise

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:26 pm

I love to use my Blistex

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:07 am

Tubaing wrote:I love to use my Blistex

though it gets upon my latex

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:24 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Tubaing wrote:I love to use my Blistex
though it gets upon my latex

With my mouthpiece of steel,

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:38 pm

Captain Sousie wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Tubaing wrote:I love to use my Blistex
though it gets upon my latex
With my mouthpiece of steel,

My lips soon will heal

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:05 pm

jhedrick wrote:
Captain Sousie wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: though it gets upon my latex
With my mouthpiece of steel,
My lips soon will heal

Till then I'm rideing my T-Rex.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:14 pm

Here's a challenge:

Never ride a motorcycle fast while carrying a sousaphone.

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:17 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:Here's a challenge:

Never ride a motorcycle fast while carrying a sousaphone.

If you wreck it'll be a sarrusophone,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:15 am

Captain Sousie wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:Never ride a motorcycle fast while carrying a sousaphone.
If you wreck it'll be a sarrusophone,

Better hope you brought a reed

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:08 am

You'll be wrapped around a telephone pole and you won't be alone.