The Useless Doggerel Thread

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什麼? Helleburg 是tuba ç
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政治! :shock:
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Μην με κατηγοÏ
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沒有湯為您!


:shock:
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Soup? :?
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The Spelling Nazi says, "No soup for you!"

行, 或許"動詞為您!"
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Shudint dat bee "soop"?
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No verbs for ewe!
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tubazar wrote:- .... .. ... / - .... .-. . .- -.. / .. ... / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / - --- --- -.- / - .... . / - .. -- . / - --- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - . / - .... .. ... --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / - --- / --. --- / .--. .-. .- -.-. - .. -.-. . .-.-.-
Oh No.... Not again!!!
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Uhhhh, I think one of those dots or dashes was misspelled.
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++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
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sungfw wrote:++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek
:?
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tubazar wrote:NO TUBA FOR YOU!
I beleeve your name should be speeled "tubaczar."
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bloke wrote:
PWtuba wrote:
tubazar wrote:NO TUBA FOR YOU!
I beleeve your name should be speeled "tubaczar."
That's too bizarre.

:roll:
At least for this particular bazaar.
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the elephant wrote:
ZNC Dandy wrote:
bloke wrote: That's too bizarre.

:roll:
At least for this particular bazaar.
When this was a young and fresh thread (rather than the mildewed thing it has become) my avatar was the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. Hence his autocratic tone.

Maybe he is from the Saar. I've heard that he likes to bow fish for gar. For him, that would be about par. Time to go to a nice bar. And the pirate said, "Arrrrr!"
Add a man from Nantucket...and you're in business! :lol:
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Post by MaryAnn »

As long as we're striving to produce doggerel...

when is a door not a door?
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when it's a jar.

sorry.

MA
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Have you ever seen a house fly? Horse fly? Dragon fly? Or seen a peanut stand? Or heard a rubber band? Seen a front porch swing? Heard a diamond ring? Seen a polka dot? Watched a railroad tie? Heard a fireside chat? Watched a baseball bat?

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The copyright sign!
um...that's a "Registered Trademark" sign, Bob.
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Post by windshieldbug »

Who IS the dogearl, anyway!? Is that like the Earlkönig?
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