The Whiner Thread

[ken k]

With a little whine …

Now that's a scary thought! Wonder if she's been studying at the "Conservatoire de Paris"?

Seriously, I'd take her.....
k

[Mojo workin']

Seriously, I'd take her.....

I hope to the drugstore and get her some Summer's Eve....

[OldsRecording]

Seriously, I'd take her.....

I hope to the drugstore and get her some Summer's Eve....

For some reason I don't think that would quite do it, although I'm pretty sure she wouldn't fit into an autoclave.

[windshieldbug]

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't fit into an autoclave.

Is that like a self-playing clave?

[OldsRecording]

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't fit into an autoclave.

Is that like a self-playing clave?

No, one of these, silly!

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[Kevin Hendrick]

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't fit into an autoclave.

Is that like a self-playing clave?

No, one of these, silly!

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That must be bigger than it looks, if you can get a car inside it ...

[Brassdad]

I joined TubeNet 4 years ago and still can't play!

[windshieldbug]

"My strings are all dead!"

[Captain Sousie]

I don't like whining because I never do it

[Brassdad]

Shut up Paris, you whiner!

[Richardrichard9]

My Car engine Blew up (almost literally). Backpacking my tuba for me

I formally retract my own Whine, my new car arrived today!

[SplatterTone]

... a drink called Loneliness ...

(To the tune of Heartbreak Hotel ... sort of)

Down at the Hart-Brake Motel
My room it was so small
Ever' time I tried to smile
My teeth would touch the wall.
But I'm a-stayin' and a-payin'
I ain't got room to change my mind.

I picked up my telephone
The manager said Hello
He said What's eatin' you
I said that's what I'd like to know.
And I'm a-itchin' and a-scratchin'
I'm wearin' out my fingernails.

I walked up to the room clerk
He looked at me and said
You can have a room
But you will have to make your bed.
I said that's OK buddy
I learned that from my ma.
Then he reached out and handed me a hammer and saw.
And I'm a-nailin' and a-wailin'
Here at the Hart-Brake Motel.

Here at the Hart-Brake Motel
I got a room with a bath.
Back home I only had a room
And it just had a path.
This outside plumbin'
Is unbecomin'
It's really out of this world.

The waiter in the dinin' room
He filled my heart with cheer
He said I would enjoy it 'cause I could eat dirt cheap here.
And he was so right
That was my last night.
And now I'm checkin' out of here.

- Homer and Jethro

[tubatooter1940]

Maybe this guy has something to whine about:

"The Man Song" (attn: Mary Ann)

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you.
I wear the pants around here when I finish with your laundry.
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight.
When I say, "Jump" , you say, "Yeah right!"
I'm the man of this house until you get home.

(He's the man) (He's the man)

What I say goes around here - right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining - so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's the boss around here,
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
Cause I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head.

(He's the man) (He's the man)

And I can make love any time that you want.
Cause I'm a man who has needs - but they're not that important.
So don't expect any flowers from me - 'cause if I'm not mistaken,
you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle when you're not around.

(He's the man) (He's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want - to get in trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready - to sleep on the couch.
Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to 'cause I'm top dog around here but I've been neutered.

(He's the man) (He's the man) (He's the man) (Yeah, baby)

[Todd S. Malicoate]

The Man Song...much funnier heard than written:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY6vgEFB ... re=related